Post an Elder Scrolls video that makes you laugh!

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4 years ago#21
****ing love Skrillex.
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4 years ago#22
IMPERIAL GUARD REQUIREMENTS:

- Must have psychic powers to be able to detect "CRIMINAL SCUM"; from across the Empire.

- Must be willing to run for days across the Empire in full heavy armour in order to catch and apprehend "CRIMINAL SCUM".

- Must have the same catch phrases as all the other guards. For example, "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM".

- Must NOT be able to realize that he cannot catch "CRIMINAL SCUM".

- Must always be able to come back to life after being killed by "CRIMINAL SCUM".
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4 years ago#23
so, guards have to be psychic, dumb and extremely persistent, as well as having magical lich reviving powers. got it.
4 years ago#24
CitadelSecurity posted...
****ing love Skrillex.

Same. Though I say NOISIA in sig, Skrillex is really fast growing on me. Joining Deadmau5, Justice, NOISIA, Daft Punk...
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4 years ago#25
Bretonwtf posted...
so, guards have to be psychic, dumb and extremely persistent, as well as having magical lich reviving powers. got it.

I'm sure you'd get the job.
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4 years ago#26
CitadelSecurity posted...
Bretonwtf posted...
so, guards have to be psychic, dumb and extremely persistent, as well as having magical lich reviving powers. got it.

I'm sure you'd get the job.


OOH BURN!

Riiiipped.

Just like M'aiq the Truthteller (HE'S EPIC SHUT UP) and his 'fable'
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