"Pssst... Hey... You... Yeah you... Want some Skooma?"

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4 years ago#31
*attempts to drag godspark's body... elsewhere*
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4 years ago#32
FruityCray0n posted...
so budda...you decided to set up shop here did ya now...

I rove the boards. This board apparently caught my eye for the week, so I post here most often. I still love my Dizzy Carmine fellows though<3.
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4 years ago#33
What's a Skooma? (Too afraid to look on Google)
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4 years ago#34
^ Skooma is the solution to all of life's problems.

*looks around in a shifty manner*

Wanna try some? Five gold per bottle.
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4 years ago#35
I'll take ten.

*places 50 gold on counter*

*quaffs 5 bottles*

Whee300pointspeedboost.
4 years ago#36
Thank you very much.

*counts coins*

Hey! You still owe me my 1000% annoyance fee for getting the skooma in the first place. Guards! That person has cheated me on my stolen goods. Off with his/her head! (if you can catch him/her)
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4 years ago#37
Why is it so expensive? You must have the good stuff.
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4 years ago#38
It's not expensive. It's only five gold per bottle (plus a 1000% annoyance fee), which is much less than budda's prices. 400 gold per bottle? That's blatant commercialism. No offense, budda.
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4 years ago#39
Pffftt, all you people paying for skooma.

*takes giant swig*
Yousssss be doin' stuff..... wrong...... thsat way....


Too much.
*passes out*
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