My Insane Conspiracy Theories

#1bradlegerPosted 7/1/2011 8:28:42 PM
In this topic I would like you to ask me about anything in the game and I will tell you how I think it will be in the game...as long as it's in Skyrim I will answer about it. I can virtually guaruntee that what I say will most likely not be in game...but it might. So just ask me about anything, from creatures to guilds, from characters to places...anything.
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#2DarkSymbiotePosted 7/1/2011 8:34:27 PM
Will Dark Bortherhood and M'aiq's descendants be in this Skyrim?
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#3mrzacharyPosted 7/1/2011 8:41:01 PM
how will relationships work?

If you say like fable, I will have to cut your arms off.
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#4bradleger(Topic Creator)Posted 7/1/2011 8:41:05 PM
The Dark Brotherhood will be in but they have lost most of their leadership and the Night Mother no longer speaks to them so they now take any offer they can get and have lost all values that they once had. They no longer are as organized as they once were and are more just like assassins for hire than anything else. You can become one but all you get to do is have random encounters where an NPC asks you to kill someone who wronged them.

M'aiq himself will be in this one because he isn't a normal Kajhiit. He is actually a god in disguise who speaks to people to learn more about them...and has an obssession with calipers. In this one he will have his own quest where we learn why he inhabits Nirn instead of Oblivion and have to collect calipers for him just to be able to get the quests. He will also takl about stuff like he did in the previous ones.
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133 days 'til 11/11/11; High Elder of the great and amazing Crabdom
I'd give my left ovary.- Hikari_Z; click that ---> http://i.imgur.com/ATtFB.jpg
#5zero 81Posted 7/1/2011 8:41:31 PM
A lot of people probably don't realize this, but you almost never see male horses on TV, in movies, or in games. Probably something to do with giant flopping horse dong's being offensive.

So my question is : will my horse have junk?(for immersion)
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#6bradleger(Topic Creator)Posted 7/1/2011 8:44:05 PM
*has never played Fable...so if it is...well Fable is one messed up game*

You can have a relationship with literally any NPC in the game. You can even do so with children but you will instantly get a very large fine and have guards trying to kill you. The relationships serve little purpose but people you are with you can marry, but they may say no depending on how nice you are to them. If they say yes they will move into your house and you can return home and depending on how often you show up they may leave you if you ignore them long enough...oh...you can also have a relationship with yourself since they will have the ability to make a clone again.
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133 days 'til 11/11/11; High Elder of the great and amazing Crabdom
I'd give my left ovary.- Hikari_Z; click that ---> http://i.imgur.com/ATtFB.jpg
#7bradleger(Topic Creator)Posted 7/1/2011 8:45:16 PM
zero 81 posted...
A lot of people probably don't realize this, but you almost never see male horses on TV, in movies, or in games. Probably something to do with giant flopping horse dong's being offensive.

So my question is : will my horse have junk?(for immersion)


No...but it will be added by a nudity mod as will all other creatures in the game...have fun fighting trolls watching that.
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133 days 'til 11/11/11; High Elder of the great and amazing Crabdom
I'd give my left ovary.- Hikari_Z; click that ---> http://i.imgur.com/ATtFB.jpg
#8G_TacoPosted 7/1/2011 8:46:14 PM
zero 81 posted...
A lot of people probably don't realize this, but you almost never see male horses on TV, in movies, or in games. Probably something to do with giant flopping horse dong's being offensive.

So my question is : will my horse have junk?(for immersion)


Sadly I have to admit I really was wondering this the other day. I'm not even kidding.
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#9mooninomicsPosted 7/1/2011 8:47:10 PM
zero 81 posted...
A lot of people probably don't realize this, but you almost never see male horses on TV, in movies, or in games. Probably something to do with giant flopping horse dong's being offensive.

So my question is : will my horse have junk?(for immersion)



Funfact: The horses in Oblivion have anuses textured on, in rather graphic fashion. Talk about a horse's ass!
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#10Ajd_KingPosted 7/1/2011 8:47:45 PM
Do we ever get to play as Skyrim, or is it like Zelda where we just rescue her from Alduin?
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