Sign here, if you will STOP AT NOTHING to marry the Bar Maid.

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4 years ago#1
This one if you didn't already know who I meant- http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee245/Copperhead_BOB/skyrim_barmaid.jpg

This is my main quest. Bag that Barmaid. Dragons, Civil war? Hell no. Companions, Thieves Guild? Hell no.

I WILL BED THIS WOMAN IF ALL OF TAMRIEL HAS TO BURN IN MY WAKE!

http://myfacewhen.com/1/
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4 years ago#2
I'm certain there will be better looking woman... I will find an even better barmaid!
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4 years ago#3
I'm going to find her right once I get control of my character lol.
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4 years ago#4
Hiddenleafb posted...
This one if you didn't already know who I meant- http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee245/Copperhead_BOB/skyrim_barmaid.jpg

This is my main quest. Bag that Barmaid. Dragons, Civil war? Hell no. Companions, Thieves Guild? Hell no.

I WILL BED THIS WOMAN IF ALL OF TAMRIEL HAS TO BURN IN MY WAKE!

http://myfacewhen.com/1/


*wipes tear from eye*

That myfacewhen pic made me laugh so badly as I could imagine it being pulled after your post.

Kudos man....Kudos.
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4 years ago#5
*clears throat*

*Signs*

Love the myfacewhen, btw. Brightened my day.
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4 years ago#6
Nah, my guy will be a mysterious loner.
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4 years ago#7
*Aims sniper rifle at barmaid* Target spotted...*Barmaid's head falls off and a gunshot is heard a second later* Target eleminated. *Goes back to the future*
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4 years ago#8
Haha great myface.


*signs*

Then I'm gonna kill mine for some necro lovin.

Kidding mods, don't delete me again. Hey guys don't kill your fake wives. Only your fake women can kill their fake men (kidding again speech police, your cool).
4 years ago#9
*jumps in front of blonde chick*

NOOOOOOOO!!!

Wait..... *notices her head is blown off*

Damn.
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4 years ago#10
I dunno, she looks kinda old, I bet there's a hotter woman somewhere in Skyrim.
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