I used to be an adventurer like you...

#1runner5676Posted 11/11/2011 8:01:15 PM
then I took an arrow in the knee.
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#2NebulaDragonPosted 11/12/2011 3:21:33 AM
Lol. Yeah, I saw that guy too. If he's got a bum knee, why is he a guard? I'm taking that guy down first when I tear up Riverwood.
#3Locke90Posted 11/12/2011 3:35:09 AM
NebulaDragon posted...
Lol. Yeah, I saw that guy too. If he's got a bum knee, why is he a guard? I'm taking that guy down first when I tear up Riverwood.

lol every guard says that
#4J2006Posted 11/12/2011 3:41:08 AM
"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?"

"I killed a bear yesterday, did you kill anything?"

these are the only two that I've heard several times so far, and I heard the guard with the knee too, but only once so far
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#5gamegod13Posted 11/12/2011 3:49:10 AM
That one was kind of funny...

But even better: "Psssst, I know who you are....Hail Sithis"
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