The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Let's name items that might be the Lucien's long lost testicles.

Left/Right Eye of the Falmer
Unusual Gems

The search must go on.
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I collect weird items. From Horse Head Masks to Naked Toy Soldiers, they have all managed to be helpful to me in one way or another.

Obviously the unobtainable item "TestJeffLTankard"

Test is for Testicles, Jeff L for Jeffrey Lachance (His real name) and Tankard is what they were stored in.

Duh.

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Yes I went through the item list on UESP >_>
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May God have mercy on your soul... - The Preacher
Because I sure as hell won't. - The Gunslinger

Snowberries

Lucien only needs one testicle, its called Nirn .
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Tell those people who are besmirching my good name that...I'm perfectly capable of besmirching my own good name.

Typing about about a fictional dead man's balls is odd.
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MTV, Get off the Air!---Dead Kennedys