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4 years ago#121
Let's just say killing people for gold translates pretty directly.
their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout Save us! and I'll whisper No.
4 years ago#122
md22mdrx posted...
pharmacy ... translates pretty well actually.


Ohhhhhhhh a fellow pharmacist? Are you a dirty, dirty retail or a glorious and enlightened clinical?

Every time I do alchemy I laugh a little bit because even after all these years we still use a mortar and pestle.
You never lose money doing the trick. That's what makes it a trick.
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4 years ago#123
darkportal785 posted...
Nathypants posted...
Plumber?


Not fat enough.

All joking aside, those guys make a good amount of money.


Funny thing is I am a plumber/irrigation contractor. And I am quite tubby.
Suffering from XCOM PTSD... again.
4 years ago#124
Officer United States Marine Corps.

... Officer in the Imperial Legion?
Non mihi, non tibi, sed nobis.
"Not for me, not for you, but for us."
4 years ago#125
I'm a baker.

I hate my job.

No that's not true. I enjoy it but the owner is pretty useless.
I am on the quest for teh mighty Cheese Puff! Tally-HO!
4 years ago#126
I'd end up in the Ratway. I work at a wastewater plant.
4 years ago#127
DemonDogBoyZero posted...
GameStop Employee.

So i guess I'd be taking that sword you just paid 800 gold for, and taking it in for lets say 5 gold, then reselling it for 799 gold. Unless you signed up for my member slappin power-up card.


This is classic. Good job, dude.

Public Safety here. So I guess I'd be a city/town guard. Although one day in real life, I'm going to yell, "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!" at a bad guy.

@I3rian: Hang in there, man. NJ here too.
"See Skyrim as have the Nords, since the gods first shaped the world." Hrothmund Wolf-Heart, "Nords of Skyrim"
4 years ago#128
I am a programmer... so I would have achieved chim? then I would be everything.
The road goes ever on and on....
4 years ago#129
Teach the Bible and martial arts, so paladin maybe.
I praise the name of Jesus.
4 years ago#130
renzsweet posted...
Teach the Bible and martial arts, so paladin maybe.


moth priest :p
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