Why do bears have gold?

#1SNESdude11Posted 11/15/2012 3:05:08 PM
Topic.
#2Poundx2Posted 11/15/2012 3:05:50 PM
They don't. The last person they ate, however, did.
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#3Mick65Posted 11/15/2012 3:05:58 PM
Random loot generator.
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Principally Anthropic
#4thekosmicfool part 2Posted 11/15/2012 3:07:16 PM
Charmin isn't cheap.
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#5LockeadonPosted 11/15/2012 3:07:52 PM
better question is why do they have jewelry
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it seems only i can prevent forest fires O.O i should probably be getting on that...
#6darkportal785Posted 11/15/2012 3:08:00 PM
thekosmicfool part 2 posted...
Charmin isn't cheap.


lol
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#7MythrenderPosted 11/15/2012 3:12:05 PM
Lockeadon posted...
better question is why do they have jewelry


Because they were married, life was good, all was well. then BAM dragonborn.
#8Freedan the EternalPosted 11/15/2012 3:27:10 PM
Read this topic title and instantly thought:

You're a squirrel who somehow has money
and sometimes swords and shields.
I don't care if you're a cute bunny,
I'll kick your ass for realz!

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#9TeXaS_PiEPosted 11/15/2012 3:37:09 PM
http://youtu.be/ML_yKt_SzvI?t=9s
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#10DarkSeraphMPosted 11/15/2012 5:15:44 PM
Poundx2 posted...
They don't. The last person they ate, however, did.


This. Any loot found on animals is most likely found in their digestive tracts.
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