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who has the nordiest, most nordic nord character on this board?

#1UjigumPosted 11/30/2012 4:54:51 PM
when i say the most nordic nord i mean who has the biggest "skyrim for the nords" character they rp as

heres mine:

Drekinn Stormblade

-Is the Dragonborn and slayed Alduin

-Full muscles on weight slider

-Sided with the Stormcloaks

-Is Harbinger of the Companions

-Enforced a no elves policy so Athis has been killed (but he seems to cheat death somehow?)

-Kills elves

-Thane of Whiterun and Windhelm

-There are no elves currently living in Whiterun or Windhelm (apart from essentials)

-Has never drunk a jug of milk once in his life - strictly ale and mead

-Kills anyone who calls him a milk drinker

-Has most of the shouts

-Has a pretty damn epic beard

-Doesnt use magic at all!

-Kills most magic users (court wizards are some of the few exceptions)

-Only health potions used/created - ale, mead and food covers all stamina

-Has blonde hair and blue eyes like all true Ary- ahem i mean Nords

-Has completed most nordic related quests

-Kills elves

-Kills beast races

-Kills every imperial and imperial supporter (Battleborns are severely reduced in number)

-Always wears Amulet of Talos

-Has done Kyne's sacred trials

-Uses Skyforge steel all day errday

-Never sneaks around - that is for pansies

-Kills elves

-Wears scaled armour with stormcloak gauntlets and boots
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#2The_Beer_ScotchPosted 11/30/2012 4:59:25 PM(edited)
So... what you mean to say is, who wants to brag about their deep seated closet racism? And severe lack of political sense?
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#3Ujigum(Topic Creator)Posted 11/30/2012 4:59:31 PM
The_Beer_Scotch posted...
So... what you mean to say is, who wants to brag about their deep seated closet racism?


in a nutshell yes

i think i win on that front. screw elves.
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#4The_Beer_ScotchPosted 11/30/2012 5:00:30 PM
I edited a little.

Fair nuffs.
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#5zeroboboPosted 11/30/2012 5:06:01 PM
being a nord doesn't mean your a murderous racist bastard... lol...
way to take it to extremes
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#6Ujigum(Topic Creator)Posted 11/30/2012 5:11:02 PM
zerobobo posted...
being a nord doesn't mean your a murderous racist bastard... lol...
way to take it to extremes


racism defines everything a nord represents

(and racism in a video game is harmless, so lighten up people)
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#7Kool_As_IcePosted 11/30/2012 5:12:21 PM
My character is the biggest nordy person.

- Pure Archer (Best in Tamriel)

- Kills anyone who isn't Bosmer

- StormCloak

- Killed EVERY none essential NPC in whiterun

- Bosmer

- Has a Favourite bard who he occasionally visits to hear return of the dragonborn (or whatever its called its about me so who cares)

- Very Vain

- Doesn't drink milk so has weak bones and gets bone break fever A LOT

- Heir to the throne (in valenwood)

- Best Friend and 1 of his only friends is a nord (killed most the others

- Only fears Mudcrabs (due to bad experience)

- Joined Companians

- Killed most of Companians because they were P******

- Kills Thalmor and Falmer and sometimes gets them mixed up
- Thinks all high elves are up their own asses and must die!
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#8AsmileyfishPosted 11/30/2012 5:14:39 PM
Ujigum posted...
when i say the most nordic nord i mean who has the biggest "skyrim for the nords" character they rp as

heres mine:

Drekinn Stormblade

-Is the Dragonborn and slayed Alduin

-Full muscles on weight slider

-Sided with the Stormcloaks

-Is Harbinger of the Companions

-Enforced a no elves policy so Athis has been killed (but he seems to cheat death somehow?)

-Kills elves

-Thane of Whiterun and Windhelm

-There are no elves currently living in Whiterun or Windhelm (apart from essentials)

-Has never drunk a jug of milk once in his life - strictly ale and mead

-Kills anyone who calls him a milk drinker

-Has most of the shouts

-Has a pretty damn epic beard

-Doesnt use magic at all!

-Kills most magic users (court wizards are some of the few exceptions)

-Only health potions used/created - ale, mead and food covers all stamina

-Has blonde hair and blue eyes like all true Ary- ahem i mean Nords

-Has completed most nordic related quests

-Kills elves

-Kills beast races

-Kills every imperial and imperial supporter (Battleborns are severely reduced in number)

-Always wears Amulet of Talos

-Has done Kyne's sacred trials

-Uses Skyforge steel all day errday

-Never sneaks around - that is for pansies

-Kills elves

-Has a girly man husband

-Wears scaled armour with stormcloak gauntlets and boots



Fixed
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#9strifechug2Posted 11/30/2012 5:14:39 PM
- is a racist
- hates elves.... is a racist
- likes fur
- got fur
- beard... unshaven
- braids
- likes french bread
- walks around half nekkid
- likes to brag about his Nordness
- likes to think that them all women are nord and bulbous
- is a mead-o-holic
- likes mead
- LOVES mead
- will dance to a bard's tune with right hand gripping a pint of mead
- cannot eat without mead
- cannot live without mead
- will go to a mead hall afterlife and drink MOAR mead
- is gold not blond
- only takes venison
- kills mammoth then chops off mammoth trunk to make a slice of mammoth trunk... served with mead.
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#10Ujigum(Topic Creator)Posted 11/30/2012 5:16:33 PM
Kool_As_Ice posted...
My character is the biggest nordy person.

- Pure Archer (Best in Tamriel)

- Kills anyone who isn't Bosmer

- StormCloak

- Killed EVERY none essential NPC in whiterun

- Bosmer

- Has a Favourite bard who he occasionally visits to hear return of the dragonborn (or whatever its called its about me so who cares)

- Very Vain

- Doesn't drink milk so has weak bones and gets bone break fever A LOT

- Heir to the throne (in valenwood)

- Best Friend and 1 of his only friends is a nord (killed most the others

- Only fears Mudcrabs (due to bad experience)

- Joined Companians

- Killed most of Companians because they were P******

- Kills Thalmor and Falmer and sometimes gets them mixed up
- Thinks all high elves are up their own asses and must die!


bosmers arent nords they are elves. they may like to think they are nords but they aint.
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