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4 years ago#1
when i say the most nordic nord i mean who has the biggest "skyrim for the nords" character they rp as

heres mine:

Drekinn Stormblade

-Is the Dragonborn and slayed Alduin

-Full muscles on weight slider

-Sided with the Stormcloaks

-Is Harbinger of the Companions

-Enforced a no elves policy so Athis has been killed (but he seems to cheat death somehow?)

-Kills elves

-Thane of Whiterun and Windhelm

-There are no elves currently living in Whiterun or Windhelm (apart from essentials)

-Has never drunk a jug of milk once in his life - strictly ale and mead

-Kills anyone who calls him a milk drinker

-Has most of the shouts

-Has a pretty damn epic beard

-Doesnt use magic at all!

-Kills most magic users (court wizards are some of the few exceptions)

-Only health potions used/created - ale, mead and food covers all stamina

-Has blonde hair and blue eyes like all true Ary- ahem i mean Nords

-Has completed most nordic related quests

-Kills elves

-Kills beast races

-Kills every imperial and imperial supporter (Battleborns are severely reduced in number)

-Always wears Amulet of Talos

-Has done Kyne's sacred trials

-Uses Skyforge steel all day errday

-Never sneaks around - that is for pansies

-Kills elves

-Wears scaled armour with stormcloak gauntlets and boots
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4 years ago#2
So... what you mean to say is, who wants to brag about their deep seated closet racism? And severe lack of political sense?
The road goes ever on and on....
Time to replay ff9 and Grandia... whee
4 years ago#3
The_Beer_Scotch posted...
So... what you mean to say is, who wants to brag about their deep seated closet racism?


in a nutshell yes

i think i win on that front. screw elves.
recovering skooma addict
4 years ago#4
I edited a little.

Fair nuffs.
The road goes ever on and on....
Time to replay ff9 and Grandia... whee
4 years ago#5
being a nord doesn't mean your a murderous racist bastard... lol...
way to take it to extremes
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4 years ago#6
zerobobo posted...
being a nord doesn't mean your a murderous racist bastard... lol...
way to take it to extremes


racism defines everything a nord represents

(and racism in a video game is harmless, so lighten up people)
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4 years ago#7
My character is the biggest nordy person.

- Pure Archer (Best in Tamriel)

- Kills anyone who isn't Bosmer

- StormCloak

- Killed EVERY none essential NPC in whiterun

- Bosmer

- Has a Favourite bard who he occasionally visits to hear return of the dragonborn (or whatever its called its about me so who cares)

- Very Vain

- Doesn't drink milk so has weak bones and gets bone break fever A LOT

- Heir to the throne (in valenwood)

- Best Friend and 1 of his only friends is a nord (killed most the others

- Only fears Mudcrabs (due to bad experience)

- Joined Companians

- Killed most of Companians because they were P******

- Kills Thalmor and Falmer and sometimes gets them mixed up
- Thinks all high elves are up their own asses and must die!
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4 years ago#8
Ujigum posted...
when i say the most nordic nord i mean who has the biggest "skyrim for the nords" character they rp as

heres mine:

Drekinn Stormblade

-Is the Dragonborn and slayed Alduin

-Full muscles on weight slider

-Sided with the Stormcloaks

-Is Harbinger of the Companions

-Enforced a no elves policy so Athis has been killed (but he seems to cheat death somehow?)

-Kills elves

-Thane of Whiterun and Windhelm

-There are no elves currently living in Whiterun or Windhelm (apart from essentials)

-Has never drunk a jug of milk once in his life - strictly ale and mead

-Kills anyone who calls him a milk drinker

-Has most of the shouts

-Has a pretty damn epic beard

-Doesnt use magic at all!

-Kills most magic users (court wizards are some of the few exceptions)

-Only health potions used/created - ale, mead and food covers all stamina

-Has blonde hair and blue eyes like all true Ary- ahem i mean Nords

-Has completed most nordic related quests

-Kills elves

-Kills beast races

-Kills every imperial and imperial supporter (Battleborns are severely reduced in number)

-Always wears Amulet of Talos

-Has done Kyne's sacred trials

-Uses Skyforge steel all day errday

-Never sneaks around - that is for pansies

-Kills elves

-Has a girly man husband

-Wears scaled armour with stormcloak gauntlets and boots



Fixed
I apolagize in advance for my spellings. i cant spell worth a dam.
4 years ago#9
- is a racist
- hates elves.... is a racist
- likes fur
- got fur
- beard... unshaven
- braids
- likes french bread
- walks around half nekkid
- likes to brag about his Nordness
- likes to think that them all women are nord and bulbous
- is a mead-o-holic
- likes mead
- LOVES mead
- will dance to a bard's tune with right hand gripping a pint of mead
- cannot eat without mead
- cannot live without mead
- will go to a mead hall afterlife and drink MOAR mead
- is gold not blond
- only takes venison
- kills mammoth then chops off mammoth trunk to make a slice of mammoth trunk... served with mead.
I'll plant an IED right.... here... *dig dig*
4 years ago#10
Kool_As_Ice posted...
My character is the biggest nordy person.

- Pure Archer (Best in Tamriel)

- Kills anyone who isn't Bosmer

- StormCloak

- Killed EVERY none essential NPC in whiterun

- Bosmer

- Has a Favourite bard who he occasionally visits to hear return of the dragonborn (or whatever its called its about me so who cares)

- Very Vain

- Doesn't drink milk so has weak bones and gets bone break fever A LOT

- Heir to the throne (in valenwood)

- Best Friend and 1 of his only friends is a nord (killed most the others

- Only fears Mudcrabs (due to bad experience)

- Joined Companians

- Killed most of Companians because they were P******

- Kills Thalmor and Falmer and sometimes gets them mixed up
- Thinks all high elves are up their own asses and must die!


bosmers arent nords they are elves. they may like to think they are nords but they aint.
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