who has the nordiest, most nordic nord character on this board?

#11Ujigum(Topic Creator)Posted 11/30/2012 4:19:50 PM
I DO NOT HAVE A GIRLY MAN HUSBAND

@strifechug2 that is pretty nordy but you are still a milk drinker

im so nordy i eat horker tusks for breakfast
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#12Kool_As_IcePosted 11/30/2012 4:28:14 PM
Ujigum posted...
Kool_As_Ice posted...
My character is the biggest nordy person.

- Pure Archer (Best in Tamriel)

- Kills anyone who isn't Bosmer

- StormCloak

- Killed EVERY none essential NPC in whiterun

- Bosmer

- Has a Favourite bard who he occasionally visits to hear return of the dragonborn (or whatever its called its about me so who cares)

- Very Vain

- Doesn't drink milk so has weak bones and gets bone break fever A LOT

- Heir to the throne (in valenwood)

- Best Friend and 1 of his only friends is a nord (killed most the others

- Only fears Mudcrabs (due to bad experience)

- Joined Companians

- Killed most of Companians because they were P******

- Kills Thalmor and Falmer and sometimes gets them mixed up
- Thinks all high elves are up their own asses and must die!


bosmers arent nords they are elves. they may like to think they are nords but they aint.


Wow I never knew that, the pointy ears, the fact they don't come from skyrim and the fact they are called wood ELVES never gave that away... Nords suck anyway, bosmer eat their dead. (1 bosmer 0 nord)
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#13Ujigum(Topic Creator)Posted 11/30/2012 4:41:43 PM
bosmer are the weakest race ever
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#14Kool_As_IcePosted 11/30/2012 4:49:15 PM
Ujigum posted...
when i say the most nordic nord i mean who has the biggest "skyrim for the nords" character they rp as

heres mine:

Drekinn Puffblade

-Is mistaken for the Dragonborn and is scared of Alduin

- loads of muscles but stuggles to lift warhammer

-Sided with the Stormcloaks because he is in LOVE with ulfric

-Is Milk Fetcher of the Companions

-Enforced a no elves policy so Athis has been killed but he seems to cheat death somehow and killed me 4 times

-trys to Kill elves, never works

-Thane of Morthal, nowhere else wanted me

-There are no elves currently living in Winterhold (not including college)

-Has never drunk mead

-Kills anyone who calls him a milk drinker (he can't face the truth)

-Has most of the shouts (

-Has a pretty damn epic beard (stubble)

-Doesnt use magic at all (its too hard)

-gets Killed by most magic users

-Only health potions used/created - food covers all stamina

-Has blonde hair and blue eyes like a sexy woman

-Has completed most nordic related quests like kill a couple of bandits

-Kills female elves

-Kills beast races (occasionally)

-imperials spit on him

-Always wears Amulet of Mara

-Has never done Kyne's sacred trials

-Uses Skyforge steel all day errday (max damage I've ever made is 15)

-always sneaks around - that is for pansies

-Kills dead elves

-Wears leather armour with stormcloak gauntlets and boots


Fix'd
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#15Ujigum(Topic Creator)Posted 11/30/2012 4:52:27 PM
noooooooo
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#16strifechug2Posted 11/30/2012 4:52:35 PM
Ujigum posted...
I DO NOT HAVE A GIRLY MAN HUSBAND

@strifechug2 that is pretty nordy but you are still a milk drinker

im so nordy i eat horker tusks for breakfast


His Nord ma nursed him with Nord Mead! Chest hair at the age of three, soul patch and pompadour at 8, All thanks to mead.
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#17The_Beer_ScotchPosted 11/30/2012 4:55:43 PM
Ujigum posted...

im so nordy i eat horker tusks for breakfast


... why?
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#18The_Beer_ScotchPosted 11/30/2012 4:56:19 PM
Ujigum posted...

im so nerdy i eat horker tusks for breakfast


Also fixed.
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#19roadkill888Posted 11/30/2012 4:56:27 PM
My nord is naked and had his stuff taken by a witch. The very meaning of nord!
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#20TyrannosaurusPosted 11/30/2012 4:59:54 PM(edited)
Asher Grey-Hart
-Red hair and beard
-Braveheart war paint
-Scars
-Skyforge Greatsword
-Companion, but cured his Werewolf syndrome so he can go to Sovngarde.
-Stormcloak
-Killed Alduin
-Destroyed the Volkihar
-Wears Nordic Steel, no helmet.
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