who has the nordiest, most nordic nord character on this board?

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3 years ago#21
The_Beer_Scotch posted...
Ujigum posted...

im so nordy i eat horker tusks for breakfast


... why?


Because his character lives with his ma and because he is suck a failed adventurer they can't afford bread or meat, he is an alcoholic who drinks away his mothers money.
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3 years ago#22
Kool_As_Ice posted...
The_Beer_Scotch posted...
Ujigum posted...

im so nordy i eat horker tusks for breakfast


... why?


Because his character lives with his ma and because he is suck a failed adventurer they can't afford bread or meat, he is an alcoholic who drinks away his mothers money.


...so he is sven?
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3 years ago#23
Real Nord do not write, they sing.
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3 years ago#24
The_Beer_Scotch posted...
Kool_As_Ice posted...
The_Beer_Scotch posted...
Ujigum posted...

im so nordy i eat horker tusks for breakfast


... why?


Because his character lives with his ma and because he is suck a failed adventurer they can't afford bread or meat, he is an alcoholic who drinks away his mothers money.


...so he is sven?


I diddnt think of him, you sir are a genius. He is sven.
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3 years ago#25
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3 years ago#26
Gilvas Vando
-Dunmer
-Lives in the Gray Quarter
-Enjoys a fine glass of milk after a hard day of lounging around in the New Gnisis Cornerclub
-Shaves regularly
-Jobless
-Homeless
-Only helps his fellow Dunmer
-Wears fine clothing
-Lets daedric minions fight for him while he rests his eyes
3 years ago#27
Nords are also natural seamen
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3 years ago#28
Folstern posted...
Gilvas Vando
-Dunmer
-Lives in the Gray Quarter
-Enjoys a fine glass of milk after a hard day of lounging around in the New Gnisis Cornerclub
-Shaves regularly
-Jobless
-Homeless
-Only helps his fellow Dunmer
-Wears fine clothing
-Lets daedric minions fight for him while he rests his eyes


Also anyone who dislikes him is a racist.
I know the way of the female, the way they seduce you, tryin to be friends with you, then all of a sudden you're sittin there with the valentines they dont want
3 years ago#29
zerobobo posted...
being a nord doesn't mean your a murderous racist bastard... lol...
way to take it to extremes


Unless you have an axe, facial hair, and a bloodthirty attitude for warfre, then you're not a True Nord! Thalmor sycophants belong in cyrodill with the rest of the pansies and milk drinkers. SKYRIM IS FOR THE NORDS!!!!
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3 years ago#30
I'm the Orciest character ever.

Grogrosh gro-Gragrorgr

Has the greenest of skin.

Wears only Orcish Armor (but goes shirtless).

Is an Orc.

Kills every Breton and Redguard he meets.

Attempted to have multiple wives.

Wields Volendrung.

Kills every horse he sees and wishes he could eat it.

Kills every giant he sees.

Master smith but only creates Orcish Armor.

No books in house.

Uses bookshelf to store alcohol.

Finds orc women attractive.

Finds human and elf women unattractive.

Kills every mage he sees.

Is rude to everyone he meets.

Plans to die by age 30.
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