who has the nordiest, most nordic nord character on this board?

#21Kool_As_IcePosted 11/30/2012 4:59:07 PM
The_Beer_Scotch posted...
Ujigum posted...

im so nordy i eat horker tusks for breakfast


... why?


Because his character lives with his ma and because he is suck a failed adventurer they can't afford bread or meat, he is an alcoholic who drinks away his mothers money.
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#22The_Beer_ScotchPosted 11/30/2012 5:03:04 PM
Kool_As_Ice posted...
The_Beer_Scotch posted...
Ujigum posted...

im so nordy i eat horker tusks for breakfast


... why?


Because his character lives with his ma and because he is suck a failed adventurer they can't afford bread or meat, he is an alcoholic who drinks away his mothers money.


...so he is sven?
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#23strifechug2Posted 11/30/2012 5:05:39 PM
Real Nord do not write, they sing.
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#24Kool_As_IcePosted 11/30/2012 5:17:18 PM
The_Beer_Scotch posted...
Kool_As_Ice posted...
The_Beer_Scotch posted...
Ujigum posted...

im so nordy i eat horker tusks for breakfast


... why?


Because his character lives with his ma and because he is suck a failed adventurer they can't afford bread or meat, he is an alcoholic who drinks away his mothers money.


...so he is sven?


I diddnt think of him, you sir are a genius. He is sven.
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#25knight1014139Posted 11/30/2012 5:39:37 PM
Holger Valor-Heart.
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#26FolsternPosted 11/30/2012 6:07:53 PM
Gilvas Vando
-Dunmer
-Lives in the Gray Quarter
-Enjoys a fine glass of milk after a hard day of lounging around in the New Gnisis Cornerclub
-Shaves regularly
-Jobless
-Homeless
-Only helps his fellow Dunmer
-Wears fine clothing
-Lets daedric minions fight for him while he rests his eyes
#27BellethorPosted 11/30/2012 6:19:34 PM
Nords are also natural seamen

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#28F_GalikanokusPosted 11/30/2012 6:23:25 PM
Folstern posted...
Gilvas Vando
-Dunmer
-Lives in the Gray Quarter
-Enjoys a fine glass of milk after a hard day of lounging around in the New Gnisis Cornerclub
-Shaves regularly
-Jobless
-Homeless
-Only helps his fellow Dunmer
-Wears fine clothing
-Lets daedric minions fight for him while he rests his eyes


Also anyone who dislikes him is a racist.
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#29Fade_ChokesPosted 11/30/2012 6:27:17 PM
zerobobo posted...
being a nord doesn't mean your a murderous racist bastard... lol...
way to take it to extremes


Unless you have an axe, facial hair, and a bloodthirty attitude for warfre, then you're not a True Nord! Thalmor sycophants belong in cyrodill with the rest of the pansies and milk drinkers. SKYRIM IS FOR THE NORDS!!!!
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#30metalsamuraiPosted 11/30/2012 6:31:55 PM
I'm the Orciest character ever.

Grogrosh gro-Gragrorgr

Has the greenest of skin.

Wears only Orcish Armor (but goes shirtless).

Is an Orc.

Kills every Breton and Redguard he meets.

Attempted to have multiple wives.

Wields Volendrung.

Kills every horse he sees and wishes he could eat it.

Kills every giant he sees.

Master smith but only creates Orcish Armor.

No books in house.

Uses bookshelf to store alcohol.

Finds orc women attractive.

Finds human and elf women unattractive.

Kills every mage he sees.

Is rude to everyone he meets.

Plans to die by age 30.
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