who has the nordiest, most nordic nord character on this board?

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3 years ago#51
Kool_As_Ice posted...
Sorry buddy but the DB fell to the recession along time ago, I will be happy to kill someone in exchange for you forsaking my abomination of a daughter and giving me my bosmer/bubble/mudcrab/goblin child!


Well on to plan C.*jumps into cross universal and wormhole comes back* The antivan crows should be paying you a visit shortly have fun(:
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Raar im a goblin!
jrr101
3 years ago#52
jrr18 posted...
Kool_As_Ice posted...
Sorry buddy but the DB fell to the recession along time ago, I will be happy to kill someone in exchange for you forsaking my abomination of a daughter and giving me my bosmer/bubble/mudcrab/goblin child!


Well on to plan C.*jumps into cross universal and wormhole comes back* The antivan crows should be paying you a visit shortly have fun(:


I'm not sure what that is but it doesn't sound nice! *prays* hahahaha Sheogorath should be paying you a visit! *grabs Wabbajack* I will not be beaten
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3 years ago#53
Kool_As_Ice posted...
jrr18 posted...
Kool_As_Ice posted...
Sorry buddy but the DB fell to the recession along time ago, I will be happy to kill someone in exchange for you forsaking my abomination of a daughter and giving me my bosmer/bubble/mudcrab/goblin child!


Well on to plan C.*jumps into cross universal and wormhole comes back* The antivan crows should be paying you a visit shortly have fun(:


I'm not sure what that is but it doesn't sound nice! *prays* hahahaha Sheogorath should be paying you a visit! *grabs Wabbajack* I will not be beaten


*grabs calculator divides by zero*
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Raar im a goblin!
jrr101
3 years ago#54
I've had enough! *using all my knowledge I use my great ancestral Powers to summon CHUCK NORRIS!* mwahahaha *chuck round house kicks winterhold causing the great collapse*
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3 years ago#55
Kool_As_Ice posted...
I've had enough! *using all my knowledge I use my great ancestral Powers to summon CHUCK NORRIS!* mwahahaha *chuck round house kicks winterhold causing the great collapse*


*jrr use's master ball jrr has captured chuck norris*
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Raar im a goblin!
jrr101
3 years ago#56
*lets out a little whimper* w..w..what evil manner of b...beast are you!
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3 years ago#57
Screw Nords, I have the Khajiitiest, most Khajiiti Khajiit!

A'dan'go D'cich'lin'k

-Is a Khajiit

-Kills Argonians

-Has no home, lives in a barrel of potatoes.

-Drinks Skooma

-Eats raw skeever meat and moon sugar

-Kills dogs

-Never swims but eats raw salmon and cooked slaughterfish all day everyday, washed down with skooma.

-Uses a dirty old kitchen knife to stab people and dogs.

-Steals and lockpicks everything for no good reason.

-Leader of the thief's guild

-Is ridiculously rich but never buys anything

-Killed the Companions for secretly being dogs.

-Saves money by killing hired mercenaries when he is done with them.

-Is not married because there are no marriable Khajiit women in Skyrim.
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3 years ago#58
Kool_As_Ice posted...
*lets out a little whimper* w..w..what evil manner of b...beast are you!


Raar Im am a GOBLIN
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jrr101
3 years ago#59
Khajiti vs bosmer = khajiti extinction



*Runs from Jrr trips, hits face of tree, tries to climb covered in blood, slips on blood, falls breaking 1 arm and 1 leg, crawls away, Bear comes and rips apart 1 other arm and leg* Mercy jrr! *silently cries*
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3 years ago#60
Kool_As_Ice posted...
Khajiti vs bosmer = khajiti extinction



*Runs from Jrr trips, hits face of tree, tries to climb covered in blood, slips on blood, falls breaking 1 arm and 1 leg, crawls away, Bear comes and rips apart 1 other arm and leg* Mercy jrr! *silently cries*


Never and bretons are the best playable race.
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Raar im a goblin!
jrr101
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