The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

jrr18 posted...

Kool_As_Ice posted...

Khajiti vs bosmer = khajiti extinction



*Runs from Jrr trips, hits face of tree, tries to climb covered in blood, slips on blood, falls breaking 1 arm and 1 leg, crawls away, Bear comes and rips apart 1 other arm and leg* Mercy jrr! *silently cries*

Never and bretons are the best playable race.

*mini-bosmers drag body away and put inside a green darth vader-like suit*

bretons will also be destroyed by the almighty power of the bosmer!

*old man in hood starts goin on about some sort of 'anger' and 'the force' so I kick him in the face*
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It's boring to make a nord. Nords are from Skyrim, why make a species in a land were they are from. I find it funner to have a different species. It keeps the game different

jrr18 posted...

your sorcery is no match for the power of this fully operational battle station. You may fire when ready. Mwha ha ha ha ha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djZFHTa6TfA

(Can't go on youtube)

A battle station? Really? All I have is a broken mace and rusty armour. I'm going home. You better hope I don't catch you in another thread tomorrow or I'm busting out the wabbajack! GoodBye Mr. Goblinman. (Death To All, Bosmer Rule)
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Besides the Kool/jrr battle, this topic is too hilarious to die.

BUMP FOR MIGHTY TALOS! (mighty tacos?)
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Pumpkins are the new type of squirrel
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