who has the nordiest, most nordic nord character on this board?

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3 years ago#71
I can't compete here, but I think I've found the name of my next character:

Nordic Nordiest
3 years ago#72
I do. It's a nord.
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3 years ago#73
You Seen Them Skyrim Boys, They Got Curved Ears, Curved. Ears.
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3 years ago#74
<3's video game racism


stupid pointy eared Vulcan wannabes.
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3 years ago#75
what's so bad about elves? (Apart from the fact altmer are practically nazis)
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3 years ago#76
Kool_As_Ice posted...
what's so bad about elves? (Apart from the fact altmer are practically nazis)


Dunmer are slavers, wood elves are cannibals and orcs are just stupid lackys of sauron.
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3 years ago#77
jrr18 posted...
Kool_As_Ice posted...
what's so bad about elves? (Apart from the fact altmer are practically nazis)


Dunmer are slavers, wood elves are cannibals and orcs are just stupid lackys of sauron.


Male Nords: City Guards
Female Nords: Alcoholic Guards Wife

Bosmer Male: Great Hunting Gods of Bows
Bosmer Female: God-Cleaners Who Can Reach ANY Spider Web Via Bow ( Catches The Meat That Goes Into Your Sandwich )
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3 years ago#78
Gunhild

-Is the Dragonborn and slayed Alduin

-Big, Busty, pale Amazon warrior woman

-Sided with the Stormcloaks

- Is so badass she is the leader of a group of werewolves (the Companions) and is NOT a werewolf her self.

-Battles the Undead with her Bare Hands

-Married an Orc because she like's their Teeth

-Thane of Whiterun and Windhelm

-Eats people after she kills them

-Has Mastered the use of Bigass two handed swords and Bigass two handed Axe weapons

-Kills anyone who calls her a milk drinker

-Has most of the shouts

-Did I mention she is Busty?

-Mastered Enchanting and Alchemy

-Has slayed 6 Dragons all at the same time!!! (may have been a game glitch for them all to show up at the same time)

-Can Drink most other Nords under the table

-Has white hair, Deep piercing hazel eyes and pale skin which allows her to blend in with the Snow! (was pissed when she found out there was some one else called "The Pale Lady")

-Has completed most nordic related quests

-Kills those who stare at her Breasts too long


-Always wears Amulet of Talos


-Runs head first into every battle, even when she is not the one who is being attacked.

-Did I mention she frikken eats people after killing them?

-Rocks forsworn armor in below zero temperatures with NO PROBLEM!!!
3 years ago#79
Ujigum posted...
zerobobo posted...
being a nord doesn't mean your a murderous racist bastard... lol...
way to take it to extremes


racism defines everything a nord represents

(and racism in a video game is harmless, so lighten up people)


Concern troll.
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