**** YOU BETHESDA, **** YOU AND YOUR ****ING SPiDERS!

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3 years ago#1
JUMPING ****ING SPIDERS!

Spiders that JUMP at the screen, jumping spiders......The whole reason im terrified of Spiders.
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3 years ago#2
Yeah... I feel your pain.
Was once walking to Falkreath from the Hearthfire home. Was walking along the road by the river, and a spider just suddenly jumped out from behind the rock-wall-thing. Two feet in front of my character. And I was in first-person. I don't understand why the f*** they put a Random Encounter spot back there, but it's been spiders for me more often than not.
I'm getting really sick of this game's insistence that spiders have to be absolutely everywhere.
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3 years ago#3
I too suffer at the hands of Bethesda's incomprehensible spider-fetish. And now they've put in Flaming Spiders and freaking sickly looking Albino Spiders as well???
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3 years ago#4
Great, haven't run into those. Are they in the main area of Skyrim and not on Solstheim?
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3 years ago#5
I enjoy the spiders I keep in my pocket and throw at people. :}
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3 years ago#6
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3 years ago#7
hellslinger posted...
Great, haven't run into those. Are they in the main area of Skyrim and not on Solstheim?


just in solstheim
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3 years ago#8
There's this action-y MMORPG I play called Vindictus, and literally the first boss you fight(provided you don't skip the tutorial) is a giant white spider. Like around as big as a bus.

There are also a few other giant spider bosses of varying size.
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3 years ago#9
From: ALLENO31 | #007
hellslinger posted...
Great, haven't run into those. Are they in the main area of Skyrim and not on Solstheim?


just in solstheim


Odd, I haven't ran into any of them.
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3 years ago#10
I'm glad I'm not the only one...My aversion just means that if I see a spider, *Insta-3rd Person view* until I kill it.
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