Skyrim is Israel, Thalmor Iran, Empire is USA

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MC2011
Posted 12/11/2012 5:57:57 PM
Better example.

Todd Howard/Bethesda = Thalmor.
This board = The Empire
Me = Stormcloaks.
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TheBestFaller
Posted 12/11/2012 5:59:59 PM
MC2011 posted...
Better example.

Todd Howard/Bethesda = Thalmor.
This board = The Empire
Me = Stormcloaks.


But everybody doesn't hate you.
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The_Beer_Scotch
Posted 12/11/2012 6:03:24 PM
MC2011 posted...
Better example.

Todd Howard/Bethesda = Thalmor.
This board = The Empire
Me = Stormcloaks.


So todd howard has a thumb in your *...

Interesting.
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MC2011
Posted 12/11/2012 6:11:20 PM
Yeah, but I'm that hardcore gamer who hates on Bugthesda™ and their casualization of the TES series, and believes it should go back to it's more challenging roots of Morrowind and before.

You know, no fast travel, incorporate travel services where you actually have to sit through the journey unless you jump off part way through (except for mage guild teleports and teleport spells), no more compass (rely on directions which Bethesda better damn well think out and get right), harder puzzle quests that don't give you the answer easily, nor give you the answer in the same room (time to do some mother ****ing THINKING to find out where you could go to do some RESEARCH), more skills, more items, more item types, durability, attributes, etc.

TES BELONGS TO THE HARDCORE NERDS!

Rabble rabble rabble, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
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May God have mercy on your soul... - The Preacher
Because I sure as hell won't. - The Gunslinger
zerobobo
Posted 12/11/2012 6:14:35 PM
people have a habit of trying to compare things to other things even though it doesnt really work.

skyrim = skyrim
thalmor = thalmor
empire = empire.
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clone11
Posted 12/11/2012 6:19:54 PM
Thalmor = Caesar's Legion
Empire = NCR
Stormcloaks = The Kings

:D
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The_Beer_Scotch
Posted 12/11/2012 11:53:20 PM
MC2011 posted...
Yeah, but I'm that hardcore gamer who hates on Bugthesda™ and their casualization of the TES series, and believes it should go back to it's more challenging roots of Morrowind and before.

You know, no fast travel, incorporate travel services where you actually have to sit through the journey unless you jump off part way through (except for mage guild teleports and teleport spells), no more compass (rely on directions which Bethesda better damn well think out and get right), harder puzzle quests that don't give you the answer easily, nor give you the answer in the same room (time to do some mother ****ing THINKING to find out where you could go to do some RESEARCH), more skills, more items, more item types, durability, attributes, etc.

TES BELONGS TO THE HARDCORE NERDS!

Rabble rabble rabble, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.


But I liked all those things :( you are mean.
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DrBrownFinger
Posted 12/12/2012 12:10:35 AM
clone11 posted...
Thalmor = Caesar's Legion
Empire = NCR
Stormcloaks = The Kings

:D


AWWWWW hell naw. Caesar's Legion is NOT evil. YEs, they have slaves. Yes, they don't give women rights. Yes, everyone must join the military. And yes, they aren't shy about the death penalty. But in the course of New Vegas, they massacred Nipton, a town of whores with a mayor who HANDED THE TOWN OVER. They have the safest roads, they have the least problems with drugs, their people don't hate the government as much, they rely on natural medicine instead of addictive drugs, etc.

The only reason people think they're the obvious evil choice, is because Bethesda forced release date on Obsidian so they didn't get to show any of their actual cities or communities, just the military. And, of course, because the NCR is america and can never be the bad choice. Even the ending slides favor the Legion over the NCR.
clone11
Posted 12/12/2012 12:11:39 AM
DrBrownFinger posted...
clone11 posted...
Thalmor = Caesar's Legion
Empire = NCR
Stormcloaks = The Kings

:D


AWWWWW hell naw. Caesar's Legion is NOT evil. YEs, they have slaves. Yes, they don't give women rights. Yes, everyone must join the military. And yes, they aren't shy about the death penalty. But in the course of New Vegas, they massacred Nipton, a town of whores with a mayor who HANDED THE TOWN OVER. They have the safest roads, they have the least problems with drugs, their people don't hate the government as much, they rely on natural medicine instead of addictive drugs, etc.

The only reason people think they're the obvious evil choice, is because Bethesda forced release date on Obsidian so they didn't get to show any of their actual cities or communities, just the military. And, of course, because the NCR is america and can never be the bad choice. Even the ending slides favor the Legion over the NCR.


I was joking to get on zero's nerves honestly..
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dean_666
Posted 12/12/2012 12:15:28 AM
Tman144 posted...
Lol, excellent troll topic.

However, I have a better comparison. Skyrim is USA, Empire is England/GB, Thalmor are France.


This.
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