I've never had a job and spend most of my free time on my laptop or playing video games. And when I'm not doing either, I'm sleeping, going to the bathroom, or having to do volunteer work in the red cross office here in town... I DO know how to cook a bit. Hell, I even made a new spaghetti sauce recipe that includes celery and some seasonings, including ones that were already in the jar of sauce used.
I'd probably either be an assistant to a shopkeeper, or a chef's apprentice.
"Adds celery to sauce jar"
"Thinks he is a chef"
I'm a programmer... Guess I'd be turning that wheel sideways.
I went in to an interview today at this really fancy office, all high tech and stuff... but I was kinda thirsty so I was walking back to the bathrooms to find a water fountain. Some fitty-odd, sixty-odd woman walks down the middle of this office building wearing a shirt and a purse. And in like no hurry at all. Strangest thing.
"I don't know if I'm drunk or you're naked. Possibly both."
You mean ONLY a shirt and carrying a purse? Weird.
Jogurt attacks! Inflicts 1 point of damage on the Goblin. Goblin is defeated! Jogurt gains experience. ...it appears that Jogurt's level has increased to 1.
I'm a writer, so I'd be a bard. Success depends how many of us there are. We might have to spread out a little. But everyone needs bards. Alternatively, my secondary profession is a bartender, so that would translate into a tavern keeper and everyone needs someone to give them the alcohol.
"And I say: "Look! I have hands!" But the people all around me say: "What are hands?" - Lady Jessica, 'Dune'