Dragons vs Thalmor

#11iDubstepPosted 1/16/2013 9:17:42 PM
Rampagingwalrus posted...
Only the Dovahkiin can kill dragons.
So Alduin would just keep resurrecting his troops.


Eventually alduin willl run out of souls in sovengarde to eat, so as long as they can keep defeating him, they don't have to worry about anything really...

But the thalmor are b****** so they can't beat alduin...
#12RampagingwalrusPosted 1/16/2013 9:20:27 PM
iDubstep posted...
Eventually alduin willl run out of souls in sovengarde to eat, so as long as they can keep defeating him, they don't have to worry about anything really...

But the thalmor are b****** so they can't beat alduin...

Alduin could just go to wherever all the other dead races go.
Hell, if he was feeling especially humorous, he could feed off of Altmer souls to feed his army.

Although, I am fairly sure that he does not need to feed off of souls to resurrect his draconic allies.
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#131qaqa1(Topic Creator)Posted 1/16/2013 9:42:53 PM
The_Ivory_Man posted...
GenjutsuCrow posted...
The_Ivory_Man posted...
Alduin may be able to eat the world but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

Also "lol does teh Thlamr evn lift?"


Sadly no, but maybe If he had the Elder Scroll...


Wait does that mean Moth Priests know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?


Do they also know how many licks to takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
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#14vincestickPosted 1/16/2013 10:03:15 PM
GenjutsuCrow posted...
The_Ivory_Man posted...
GenjutsuCrow posted...
The_Ivory_Man posted...
Alduin may be able to eat the world but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

Also "lol does teh Thlamr evn lift?"


Sadly no, but maybe If he had the Elder Scroll...


Wait does that mean Moth Priests know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?


Not really, they may have been to busy using It to look at nude pictures of hagravens rather than put It to such a good use.


That explains why they end up blind.
#15GenjutsuCrowPosted 1/16/2013 10:25:03 PM
vincestick posted...
GenjutsuCrow posted...
The_Ivory_Man posted...
GenjutsuCrow posted...
The_Ivory_Man posted...
Alduin may be able to eat the world but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

Also "lol does teh Thlamr evn lift?"


Sadly no, but maybe If he had the Elder Scroll...


Wait does that mean Moth Priests know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?


Not really, they may have been to busy using It to look at nude pictures of hagravens rather than put It to such a good use.


That explains why they end up blind.


Plot hole solved!
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