The last character you killed in Skyrim is now out to get you irl

#71The_Ivory_ManPosted 1/23/2013 2:39:55 PM
aDomination posted...
The_Ivory_Man posted...
I could totally solo a bear just need to grab my rifle and I'm gold!


No rifles. just run up to the bear and yell, "lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt," he'll undertsnad.


"The floor is lava" Could work too right?
#72aDominationPosted 1/23/2013 2:41:08 PM
The_Ivory_Man posted...
aDomination posted...
The_Ivory_Man posted...
I could totally solo a bear just need to grab my rifle and I'm gold!


No rifles. just run up to the bear and yell, "lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt," he'll undertsnad.


"The floor is lava" Could work too right?


yes, don't for get your wooden sword a trash can lid.
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#73The_Ivory_ManPosted 1/23/2013 2:44:34 PM
Ultrachao posted...
Xydru posted...
The_Beer_Scotch posted...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scylla_serrata

they ARE real.


That's terrifying.. =(


it gets worse:

Wikipedia posted...
...often called mud crab or mangrove crab...


PARA-MEDIC
I'VE ENCOUNTERED SOME KIND OF CAVE DEMON


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A For those who haven't seen it
#74Mortuss_ZeroPosted 1/23/2013 2:58:26 PM
A gargoyle, looks like I'm pretty boned. Depends on just how stone-like its skin is.
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#75BootlegPetePosted 1/23/2013 8:07:13 PM
Hmmm got an unarmed kill move against a Thalmor Wizard....the one where the player punches the face in of any foe.

Wonder if I could do that in real life while avoiding magic? Easy lol.....
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#76Mu_NovaPosted 1/23/2013 8:21:37 PM
Vyrthur.

Was nice knowing you guys.
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#77SpiritofpowerPosted 1/23/2013 8:24:21 PM
A Legendary Dragon.


Well, ****. Better hide next to the nearest Air Force base...
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#78Dsurions_WrathPosted 1/23/2013 8:31:38 PM
aDomination posted...
The_Ivory_Man posted...
aDomination posted...
The_Ivory_Man posted...
I could totally solo a bear just need to grab my rifle and I'm gold!


No rifles. just run up to the bear and yell, "lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt," he'll undertsnad.


"The floor is lava" Could work too right?


yes, don't for get your wooden sword a trash can lid.


If Adventure Time has taught me anything, imagining or saying the floor is lava is pretty damn effective.
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#79Dsurions_WrathPosted 1/23/2013 8:34:45 PM
Back on topic- Queen Patema, aka The Wolf Queen... IIIII might have a bit of a problem. and doomed our world.
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#80TutelarSwordPosted 1/23/2013 8:39:12 PM
Karstaag... C'mon man, I thought we were friends now!
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