A big Nord named Julgen was set on by a gang of thieves. He fought them furiously, but in the end, they beat him into semiconsciousness. They searched his pockets and discovered that he only had three gold pieces on him. "Do you mean to tell us you fought us like a mad lupe for three lousy gold pieces?" sneered one of the thieves. "No," answered Julgen. "I was afraid you were after the four hundred gold pieces in my boot." --- "We get serious about fictional girl underpants, and kid around when it comes to topics like world hunger." ~Teepo on CAGN
I'm of the mildly racist belief that male Nords are dumb as bricks, but female Nords are SMARTZ. --- "And I say: "Look! I have hands!" But the people all around me say: "What are hands?" - Lady Jessica, 'Dune'
They all sleep in their daytime clothes, not nighttime clothes, unlike Oblivion. So yea, they forgot to change their clothes. --- What'the matter? Disliked my grammar? http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vz0vCbdS1r1g5kzo1_500.gif