Are Nords Stupid?

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2 years ago#11
They're not dumb, just hard headed.
2 years ago#12
A big Nord named Julgen was set on by a gang of thieves. He fought them furiously, but in the end, they beat him into semiconsciousness. They searched his pockets and discovered that he only had three gold pieces on him.
"Do you mean to tell us you fought us like a mad lupe for three lousy gold pieces?" sneered one of the thieves.
"No," answered Julgen. "I was afraid you were after the four hundred gold pieces in my boot."
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2 years ago#13
Nords can only count to four.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=gxlE30rCadc&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DgxlE30rCadc
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2 years ago#14
I'm of the mildly racist belief that male Nords are dumb as bricks, but female Nords are SMARTZ.
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2 years ago#15
I'm smrt four a nord, i cn rite and count too ten. Lt me shoo u.

Won, too, free, fore, fyve, syx, sevin, ate, nien, ten.
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2 years ago#16
Bmp four nourds
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2 years ago#17
They all sleep in their daytime clothes, not nighttime clothes, unlike Oblivion. So yea, they forgot to change their clothes.
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2 years ago#18
No, some of them are just overly stubborn and proud.
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2 years ago#19
Their one step above cavemen.
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2 years ago#20
aDomination posted...
Their one step above cavemen.


Word on the street is that they're cavemen without the spears...

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