A big Nord named Julgen was set on by a gang of thieves. He fought them furiously, but in the end, they beat him into semiconsciousness. They searched his pockets and discovered that he only had three gold pieces on him. "Do you mean to tell us you fought us like a mad lupe for three lousy gold pieces?" sneered one of the thieves. "No," answered Julgen. "I was afraid you were after the four hundred gold pieces in my boot." --- "We get serious about fictional girl underpants, and kid around when it comes to topics like world hunger." ~Teepo on CAGN
#13CaIiber345Posted 1/28/2013 1:37:05 AM
Nords can only count to four.
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=gxlE30rCadc&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DgxlE30rCadc --- When all else fails, and you're being overrun, grab a meatshield. Hail HYDRA!
#14Arctic_SunrisePosted 1/28/2013 1:49:08 AM
I'm of the mildly racist belief that male Nords are dumb as bricks, but female Nords are SMARTZ. --- "And I say: "Look! I have hands!" But the people all around me say: "What are hands?" - Lady Jessica, 'Dune'
#15Scorch3000Posted 1/28/2013 5:06:44 AM
I'm smrt four a nord, i cn rite and count too ten. Lt me shoo u.
Won, too, free, fore, fyve, syx, sevin, ate, nien, ten. --- [This signature was deleted at the request of the original poster]
#16JohnRyan1228(Topic Creator)Posted 1/28/2013 7:53:53 AM
Bmp four nourds --- If I ever cared about what you had to say, I'd stick a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes. I. Love. Potatoes.
#17FredCat07Posted 1/28/2013 7:58:57 AM
They all sleep in their daytime clothes, not nighttime clothes, unlike Oblivion. So yea, they forgot to change their clothes. --- What'the matter? Disliked my grammar? http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vz0vCbdS1r1g5kzo1_500.gif
#18DrunkenPeasantPosted 1/28/2013 8:00:17 AM
No, some of them are just overly stubborn and proud. --- "I used to rescue presidents, then I took an arrow in the knee...and still rescued the president." -Snake Plissken
#19aDominationPosted 1/28/2013 8:01:06 AM
Their one step above cavemen. --- Achievement Unlocked Hail the Catastrophe 150(G) Become a Jenova Witness of your own free will.
#20clownsePosted 1/28/2013 8:05:44 AM
Their one step above cavemen.
Word on the street is that they're cavemen without the spears...