So, what were you doing at the border?

#61MoxRavagerPosted 1/28/2013 11:19:35 PM
Gunning for the man who stole my water.
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#62PurificationPosted 1/29/2013 12:19:14 AM
A dragon was flying around and it saw me so I ran away from it only to get attacked by a giant wolf and I had no idea why I saw dragon at the time because I had thought they were all extinct and so I was shocked for I was but an ordinary warrior and then I ran away screaming telling people there was a dragon but no one believed me so I tried to show them the area where I saw the dragon but there was no dragon there anymore so I was shocked and called a liar and then people were depressed at me for you see I was once a thief and not just any thief but a Nord thief and people looked down on this you see so I was a Nord thief that stole and people had a poor view of me so then I quit when I got older but even then I still had that thief look on me on my face and people would always be suspicious of me even after I became a mercenary later in life and fought in various struggles for the Empire but back then people recognized that I was a horrible person but I was not because deep down i was a good person but people only saw the thief in me and called me murderer yet i only wanted to fight for the good and so at that time i swore only to the goodness of all humans and then i fought and fought and fought and found no meaning in life so i went to skyrim but before i entered that was when i saw the dragon and that was what sparked this epic journey and the dragon terrorized the area yet no one believed me cause i was a thief and as a thief no one believed me and this made me sad and so people tried to kill me because i was nord thief and not a cat thief or lizard thief and why you ask cause nords are suppose to be honorable and powerful but i was a nord thief and as a nord thief other nords were ashamed of me so they wanted to deal with me and get rid of me so the i wanted to proove i was a true nord and not a liar even though i was once a t hief and mercenary fighting for empire yes yes yes so i tried to convince people i was an honorable warrior but this was hard to so i thought back to my childhood i had a friend that was also nord and he liked to trick people into thinking things were real even when they weren't so i tried to copy his example and with that example i decideed to burn down a village and make it look like a dragon did it and so before you flame me you should know that i had good intentions i merely wanted people to be aware there was a dragon so i started lighting fires all over the border of skyrim to show people htat there was a dragon you see if i burned it down no one would die to dragons because i would not kill anyone but if a dragona actually came and burned down the village it would kill people to so I did it instead to alert people but then i was found out and i tried to explain myself but no one would believe me because i had been a nord thief they thought i was a bandit pillager and put me on trial and all the kids laughed at me and the adults called me arsonist but i tried to explain i was not an arsonist it wa sthe dragons fault i just wanted people to understand the dragon threat was real and no made up and that i was not a nord thief but people don't believe me and the trial went wrong and i was to be killed no no noooooo so i tried to escape and i was tracked and hunted i ran and ran and ran then I thought for sure i would die cause i was out of food and water and suffering oh yeah i forgot to say that i wanted to return skyrim cause i wanted to go home and live rest of my life in peace after my life of being a nord thief and mercenary but no cause now i was going to die but luckily i ran into a bunch of imperial guys and i tried to explain i use to be a mercenary that fought for them imperial bunches but they saw my ragged clothing and thought i was a criminal and arrested me then those other guys that wanted to kill me arrived and tried to explain i was to die cause i set many many fires but imperial guys wanted to bring me back for imperial law and so i was placed in a cart with three people and the rest well you know the rest cause its history yo
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#63TJ_17_Posted 1/29/2013 1:12:21 AM
*breathing* dude, you NEED to put full stops in. Other than that the half I read was good
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#64FOGEDABOUDITPosted 1/29/2013 1:26:38 AM
MoxRavager posted...
Gunning for the man who stole my water.


And you fire till he is done in but they catch you at the border
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I do so love Riften. I journeyed here in my youth. A thief took my purse... so I took his eyes. It was a fair exchange.
#65SoulOfFaythPosted 1/29/2013 3:01:57 AM
Selling my sweet tight lizard ass.
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#66mewmew42Posted 1/29/2013 3:20:07 AM
-unlucky dunmer synod resarcher wrong place wrong time

-thalmor altmer justiciar spy

-breton assasin who was shadowing his next target ulfrik

-nord warrior telepoerted there from soul cairn

-imperial mage who was mind controlled by the 1st dragonborn

-nord hunter who were chased by pack of snow wolves

-israns redguard cousin who was on his way to the dawnguard fort

-emporers best archer (ocultus nord) sent to ambush ulfrik

-loser clueless breton thief
#67Ryukage01Posted 1/29/2013 3:59:01 AM
I was living in a small homestead I built for myself deep in the mountains where nobody would bother me, when a theif stole one of my horses. I got on my horse to chase after him, but the chase led directly into an imperial ambush in progress. You know the rest...
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#68TwindragonfangPosted 1/29/2013 4:31:02 AM
I was holding a meeting with Jarl Ulfric. I lead band of mercenaries and had offered him my services for what i considered a fair sum.
However the Imperial ambush killed my escort and lead to my capture.
After my escape, no thanks to the stormcloaks, i offered my services to the Empire, to ensure that the bumbling buffoon Ulfric pays for almost getting me executed!
#69CaribooooooouPosted 1/29/2013 4:48:39 AM
I was dishcusshing the ongoing hoshtilities with the rest of the "great" warriors.








I love how it implies he's supposed to be saying "great" sarcastically but the VA sucks so hard the delivery is just flat and seems like stupid comment.
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#70kylekillgannonPosted 1/29/2013 4:51:42 AM
I was getting Taco Bell.
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