Khajiits make me happy

#1nnytherkillerPosted 1/29/2013 4:36:06 PM
Now I'm the king of the skooma
Oh, the Skyrim VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what's botherin' me
I wanna be a nord, dovahkiin
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of meowing around!

Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
A cat like me
Can learn to be a Nord too

( Gee, cousin M'aiq
You're doin' real good)

Now here's your part of the deal, cuz
Lay the secret on me of the Nords Thu'um

But I can't teach you to Thu'um )

Now don't try to kid me, Dovahkiin
I made a deal with you
I want to boom with the nord's Thu'um
To make my dream come true
Give me the secret, Dovahkiin
Clue me what to do
Give me the power of the nord's voice power
So I can be like you

*Ulfric and Galmar enter onto a balcony overlooking the scene*
Galmar: The Thu'um so that's what that scoundrels after!
Ulfric: I'll tear him limb from limb! I'll beat, I'll...I'll...MMMMM YEA well man what a beat!
*Ulfric begins to dance*
Galmar: Will you stop that and listen? This will take brains not brawn.
Ulfric: You better believe it and I'm loaded with both!
Galmar: Will you listen?
Ulfric: Oh! Yea yea *continues to dance*
Galmar: Now while you create a distraction, I'll rescue the Dovahkiin got that?
Ulfric: I'm gone man solid gone.
Galmar: NOT YET ULFRIC! *Ulfric dances offscreen*
*galmar runs and hides as a line of Khajitts approach*

*Ulfric bursts in with his armor stuffed with and covered in Khajiit fur*

HEY da-zop-ba-nonie
Hap-de-dee-ba-lat
De-dat-dat-non
Hey a baby-dot-do
Zabba-doo-doo-day-doo-bop
Doo-boo-doo-day ze-bonz
za-bop-bop-bobby

*Ulfric and M'aiq begin to dance together*

You!
I wanna be like you
I wanna talk like you
Walk like you, too
You'll see it's true
Someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like you
Can learn to be
Like someone like me!
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#2FOGEDABOUDITPosted 1/29/2013 5:09:56 PM
Zoo be zoo be zoo
I want to rhyme like you
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#3agentspoonPosted 1/29/2013 5:40:34 PM
Khajiit like to sneak...
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Time is nigh, I must fly, Venture forth on my quest!
#4ForgottenLegendPosted 1/29/2013 5:46:07 PM
Jolly good sir
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#5Cast_SupremacyPosted 1/29/2013 5:54:24 PM
I bet Khajiit's make you happy.

Happy deep deep inside.
#6LostoutPosted 1/29/2013 6:02:15 PM
From: FOGEDABOUDIT | #002
Zoo be zoo be zoo
I want to rhyme like you


Does this guy honestly not get what you've done here? O.o

Anyway, kudos my friend
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#7Omega_GilgameshPosted 1/29/2013 6:06:30 PM
10/10, mostly because most who post stuff like this don't even try to make it rhyme.

agentspoon posted...
Khajiit like to sneak...


Beat me to it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oy3TZ-4-B4
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#8Sw1ft_Blad3Posted 1/29/2013 6:11:08 PM
You'd make a nice rug cat!
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#9nnytherkiller(Topic Creator)Posted 1/29/2013 8:28:37 PM
MEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW

MEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW

When the world slips you some skooma,
Stroke the furry khajiit,
Stroke the furry khajiit

Furry khajiit don't bring me down,
Furry khajiit please stay around,
Furry khajiit
Furry khajiit

Furry khajiit kiss me to sleep,
Furry khajiit please give me some mead,
Furry khajiit,
Furry khajiit

Furry khajiit can take you on a magic carriage ride,
Furry khajiit surround you till you got no place to hide,
Let their furry fingers be your guide

Furry khajiit turn out the light,
Furry khajiit please stay the night,
Furry khajiit,
Furry khajiit

Furry khajiit let's have a date,
Furry khajiit sit on my face,
Furry khajiit
Furry khajiit

Maybe I'm in Sovengarde with the furry skies above,
All around are furry clouds, look, here's a furry dove,
Let me stroke your furry tails of love,
Furry khajiit,
Furry khajiit

Furry khajiit, I am amazed,
Furry khajiit, we're in a daze,
Furry khajiit
Furry khajiit

Don't be in a hurry, things are not the way they were,
Shaggy cats of loveliness, it's all a furry blur,
Maybe I'm in Sovengarde with the furry skies above,
All around are furry clouds, look, here's a furry dove,
Let the cats caress you in a showering of love,
Furry khajiit,
Furry khajiit

Furry khajiit, I'm gonna cry,
Furry khajiit, please lift me high,
Furry khajiit
Furry khajiit

Furry khajiit
Furry khajiit
Furry khajiit
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Stoic wanderer
#10poisonedcappellPosted 1/29/2013 8:35:08 PM
Khajiits are so friendly! I love them!