Now I'm the king of the skooma Oh, the Skyrim VIP I've reached the top and had to stop And that's what's botherin' me I wanna be a nord, dovahkiin And stroll right into town And be just like the other men I'm tired of meowing around!
Oh, oobee doo I wanna be like you I wanna walk like you Talk like you, too You'll see it's true A cat like me Can learn to be a Nord too
( Gee, cousin M'aiq You're doin' real good)
Now here's your part of the deal, cuz Lay the secret on me of the Nords Thu'um
But I can't teach you to Thu'um )
Now don't try to kid me, Dovahkiin I made a deal with you I want to boom with the nord's Thu'um To make my dream come true Give me the secret, Dovahkiin Clue me what to do Give me the power of the nord's voice power So I can be like you
*Ulfric and Galmar enter onto a balcony overlooking the scene* Galmar: The Thu'um so that's what that scoundrels after! Ulfric: I'll tear him limb from limb! I'll beat, I'll...I'll...MMMMM YEA well man what a beat! *Ulfric begins to dance* Galmar: Will you stop that and listen? This will take brains not brawn. Ulfric: You better believe it and I'm loaded with both! Galmar: Will you listen? Ulfric: Oh! Yea yea *continues to dance* Galmar: Now while you create a distraction, I'll rescue the Dovahkiin got that? Ulfric: I'm gone man solid gone. Galmar: NOT YET ULFRIC! *Ulfric dances offscreen* *galmar runs and hides as a line of Khajitts approach*
*Ulfric bursts in with his armor stuffed with and covered in Khajiit fur*
You! I wanna be like you I wanna talk like you Walk like you, too You'll see it's true Someone like me Can learn to be Like someone like me Can learn to be Like someone like you Can learn to be Like someone like me!
Furry khajiit kiss me to sleep, Furry khajiit please give me some mead, Furry khajiit, Furry khajiit
Furry khajiit can take you on a magic carriage ride, Furry khajiit surround you till you got no place to hide, Let their furry fingers be your guide
Furry khajiit turn out the light, Furry khajiit please stay the night, Furry khajiit, Furry khajiit
Furry khajiit let's have a date, Furry khajiit sit on my face, Furry khajiit Furry khajiit
Maybe I'm in Sovengarde with the furry skies above, All around are furry clouds, look, here's a furry dove, Let me stroke your furry tails of love, Furry khajiit, Furry khajiit
Furry khajiit, I am amazed, Furry khajiit, we're in a daze, Furry khajiit Furry khajiit
Don't be in a hurry, things are not the way they were, Shaggy cats of loveliness, it's all a furry blur, Maybe I'm in Sovengarde with the furry skies above, All around are furry clouds, look, here's a furry dove, Let the cats caress you in a showering of love, Furry khajiit, Furry khajiit