I AM THE DOVAHKIIN!! (Spoilers)

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2 years ago#1
I kill dragons for breakfast, devouring their souls and plunging my hands into their guts to claim their bones! I've determined the fate of the civil war, restored the Thieves Guild and the Dark Brotherhood. I've conquered an ancient dragonborn, gone to the depths of Oblivion, seen true Snow Elves and werebears and can wield the greatest of magic!

*spends hours chasing butterflies*
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Winter is coming
2 years ago#2
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If it defecates, urinates, or rudely barks orders, I have no issues with crushing its skull.-Shale
2 years ago#3
Also Wabbajack
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Please do not post a picture of your fecal matter. ~AverageAverage
2 years ago#4
I am the great cornholio
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Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.
2 years ago#5
SunDevil77 posted...
I am the great cornholio


i need toilet paper for my anus
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It is only human to commit a sin...
2 years ago#6
SunDevil77 posted...
I am the great cornholio


Are you threatening me?!
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