Destruction: Bacon being fried in the morning....Because when you cast one spell, you just want more! More fried bacon!
Restoration: Pancakes....
Conjuration: Used Gym socks dipped in past-its-prime milk, floating on "fresh" sewage. Seriously when you "summon" "that sword", a daedra charged with cleaning Namira's toilet bowl just misplaced the plunger for the said job....Master Conjurers always wash their hands 10x per spell...
Alteration: Crazy Glue....cause stone skin spell is dragonborne applying crazy glue whilst covering himself with rocks....
Illusion: Like the fish market...."Something fishy is going on around here!" --- "An obvious answer wrapped in cheap enigma foil, placed in a lunchbox of deceit surrounded by a mould of ignorance" - Meaning of Life
Evil_Sandwich Posted 2/2/2013 10:13:32 PM
Destruction: Feces
Restoration: Vanilla
Conjuration: Grape
Alteration: Sour Apple
Illusion : Mint
FreeMan5407 Posted 2/2/2013 10:27:25 PM
Evil_Sandwich posted...
Destruction: Feces
Restoration: Vanilla
Conjuration: Grape
Alteration: Sour Apple
Illusion : Mint
i see what you did there -_- jaja, destruction is not that bad
EddMario Posted 2/2/2013 10:39:38 PM
Destruction: Ash Illusion: Pheromones Conjuration: Rotting flesh Restoration: Hydrogen Peroxide Alteration: Fresh cut grass or the air when it stops raining --- "You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway." - Walt Disney
tDarkNinjat Posted 2/2/2013 11:09:32 PM
Destruction: Barbeque Alteration: Wax Restoration: Hospitals Conjuration: Formaldehyde and brimstone. Illusion: Strawberries that smell like apples that are grapes. Mysticism: I don't remember.
VincentVega13 Posted 2/3/2013 3:16:40 AM
I think Illusion would look like a piano sounds shortly after being dropped down a well, taste yellow, feel like paisley and smell like a total eclipse of the moon. --- To err is human, to Arr is pirate.
nathraxh Posted 2/3/2013 3:23:09 AM
Whenever I summon a Dremora I look at him and say "don't look at me in that tone of voice."
He replies by saying "you smell a funny colour."
Illusions smells like dope.
Alteration smells like soap.
Destruction smells like disappointment.
Conjuration smells like the air-freshener things taxis hang from their rear-view mirrors.
Restoration smells like hospitals. --- Dwarf shortage.