If each school of Magic had a distinct smell...

#1Neo_OnionKnightPosted 2/2/2013 10:07:09 PM
What would they be?

For me....

Destruction: Bacon being fried in the morning....Because when you cast one spell, you just want more! More fried bacon!

Restoration: Pancakes....

Conjuration: Used Gym socks dipped in past-its-prime milk, floating on "fresh" sewage. Seriously when you "summon" "that sword", a daedra charged with cleaning Namira's toilet bowl just misplaced the plunger for the said job....Master Conjurers always wash their hands 10x per spell...

Alteration: Crazy Glue....cause stone skin spell is dragonborne applying crazy glue whilst covering himself with rocks....

Illusion: Like the fish market...."Something fishy is going on around here!"
"An obvious answer wrapped in cheap enigma foil, placed in a lunchbox of deceit surrounded by a mould of ignorance" - Meaning of Life
#2Evil_SandwichPosted 2/2/2013 10:13:32 PM
Destruction: Feces

Restoration: Vanilla

Conjuration: Grape

Alteration: Sour Apple

Illusion : Mint
#3FreeMan5407Posted 2/2/2013 10:27:25 PM
Evil_Sandwich posted...
Destruction: Feces

Restoration: Vanilla

Conjuration: Grape

Alteration: Sour Apple

Illusion : Mint

i see what you did there -_- jaja, destruction is not that bad
#4EddMarioPosted 2/2/2013 10:39:38 PM
Destruction: Ash
Illusion: Pheromones
Conjuration: Rotting flesh
Restoration: Hydrogen Peroxide
Alteration: Fresh cut grass or the air when it stops raining
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#5tDarkNinjatPosted 2/2/2013 11:09:32 PM
Destruction: Barbeque
Alteration: Wax
Restoration: Hospitals
Conjuration: Formaldehyde and brimstone.
Illusion: Strawberries that smell like apples that are grapes.
Mysticism: I don't remember.
#6VincentVega13Posted 2/3/2013 3:16:40 AM
I think Illusion would look like a piano sounds shortly after being dropped down a well, taste yellow, feel like paisley and smell like a total eclipse of the moon.
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#7nathraxhPosted 2/3/2013 3:23:09 AM
Whenever I summon a Dremora I look at him and say "don't look at me in that tone of voice."

He replies by saying "you smell a funny colour."

Illusions smells like dope.

Alteration smells like soap.

Destruction smells like disappointment.

Conjuration smells like the air-freshener things taxis hang from their rear-view mirrors.

Restoration smells like hospitals.
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