If each school of Magic had a distinct smell...

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User Info: Neo_OnionKnight

Neo_OnionKnight
3 years ago#1
What would they be?

For me....

Destruction: Bacon being fried in the morning....Because when you cast one spell, you just want more! More fried bacon!

Restoration: Pancakes....

Conjuration: Used Gym socks dipped in past-its-prime milk, floating on "fresh" sewage. Seriously when you "summon" "that sword", a daedra charged with cleaning Namira's toilet bowl just misplaced the plunger for the said job....Master Conjurers always wash their hands 10x per spell...

Alteration: Crazy Glue....cause stone skin spell is dragonborne applying crazy glue whilst covering himself with rocks....

Illusion: Like the fish market...."Something fishy is going on around here!"
"An obvious answer wrapped in cheap enigma foil, placed in a lunchbox of deceit surrounded by a mould of ignorance" - Meaning of Life

User Info: Evil_Sandwich

Evil_Sandwich
3 years ago#2
Destruction: Feces

Restoration: Vanilla

Conjuration: Grape

Alteration: Sour Apple

Illusion : Mint

User Info: FreeMan5407

FreeMan5407
3 years ago#3
Evil_Sandwich posted...
Destruction: Feces

Restoration: Vanilla

Conjuration: Grape

Alteration: Sour Apple

Illusion : Mint


i see what you did there -_- jaja, destruction is not that bad

User Info: EddMario

EddMario
3 years ago#4
Destruction: Ash
Illusion: Pheromones
Conjuration: Rotting flesh
Restoration: Hydrogen Peroxide
Alteration: Fresh cut grass or the air when it stops raining
"You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway." - Walt Disney

User Info: tDarkNinjat

tDarkNinjat
3 years ago#5
Destruction: Barbeque
Alteration: Wax
Restoration: Hospitals
Conjuration: Formaldehyde and brimstone.
Illusion: Strawberries that smell like apples that are grapes.
Mysticism: I don't remember.

User Info: VincentVega13

VincentVega13
3 years ago#6
I think Illusion would look like a piano sounds shortly after being dropped down a well, taste yellow, feel like paisley and smell like a total eclipse of the moon.
To err is human, to Arr is pirate.

User Info: nathraxh

nathraxh
3 years ago#7
Whenever I summon a Dremora I look at him and say "don't look at me in that tone of voice."

He replies by saying "you smell a funny colour."

Illusions smells like dope.

Alteration smells like soap.

Destruction smells like disappointment.

Conjuration smells like the air-freshener things taxis hang from their rear-view mirrors.

Restoration smells like hospitals.
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