Why it's a bad idea to side with the Stormcloaks.

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2 years ago#1
For one Ulfric is blonde which are alway dumb or evil.
He also misuses the voice and is an asset for the dominion.
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2 years ago#2
Nuh-uh
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2 years ago#3
Hitler and Stalin were brunettes.
Proof that you can only trust blondes.
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2 years ago#4
How does he misuse the voice? The Way is just a philosophy.
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2 years ago#5
Jstretch19 posted...
How does he misuse the voice? The Way is just a philosophy.


Means he obviously conned the Grey Bears, since I doubt they'd teach him if they knew what he was going to use it for.

He's not a Dragonborn, so he didn't learn it on his own.

So I guess this is a good example of him being hypocritical.. fighting for honor and tradition, and at the same time slapping it in the face. (Most of Skyrim seems to respect the Grey Beards to at least some extent)
2 years ago#6
Rampagingwalrus posted...
Hitler and Stalin were brunettes.
Proof that you can only trust blondes.


Stalin was an Atheist

Hitler was a Theist

So you can't trust anyone
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2 years ago#7
am0ngth3c1ouds posted...
Means he obviously conned the Grey Bears, since I doubt they'd teach him if they knew what he was going to use it for.

He's not a Dragonborn, so he didn't learn it on his own.

So I guess this is a good example of him being hypocritical.. fighting for honor and tradition, and at the same time slapping it in the face. (Most of Skyrim seems to respect the Grey Beards to at least some extent)


Ulfric fights for Ulfric. Not honor, not tradition, not even Skyrim.
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2 years ago#8
The_Ivory_Man posted...
Stalin was an Atheist

Hitler was a Theist

So you can't trust anyone

Hitler was an artist.
Stalin was a priest.
Further proof that nobody can be trusted.
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2 years ago#9
I think you're all idiots.

*walks out of topic, feeling superior*
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2 years ago#10
Rampagingwalrus posted...
The_Ivory_Man posted...
Stalin was an Atheist

Hitler was a Theist

So you can't trust anyone

Hitler was an artist.
Stalin was a priest.
Further proof that nobody can be trusted.


When i first saw "Hitler was an Artist" I was like woah wow ur sick
But then I remembered he liked to paint
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