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I have a large inheritance to collect but I need it converted to septims. If you give me your account information so that I can send the money to you and have the currency exchanged I will give you a portion of the inheritance.
You wouldn't happen to be a Alik'rian/Hammerfellian Prince, would you?! --- Linux Mint, for the win!
Hi, I need some help. My father was the king of Hammerfell, and when he died, I am next in for the throne. My uncle had other intentions however, and I've been deposed. I do have a 'loyal' contingent of royal guards ready to help me reclaim my throne, but they need payment first. Seeing as I don't have access to my coffers, could someone send me 5000 septims? I promise that when I regain my rightful place you will be richly rewarded. Thank you. --- _______()>===<()______........._______ [__]//P[__]======^^^^^^-------------------***** ( '_') > Uh Oh!
"And now he has arrived to deliver the final package... *Epic scene plays of Dragonborn Courier facing down Alduin and then pulling his spiked knuckle duster out of his scroll/mailbag, runs up to Alduin and junkpunches the *bleep* out of him, causing Alduin to writhe and wince in pain while looking up to the sky and roaring/shouting, INSPIRING music plays**Alduin screaming*WWWHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!*Dragonborn Courier Dragon Shouting while pointing both index fingers repeatedly at Alduin*YOO KNO WUY!
DRAGONBORN COURIER! ONE WAY IN, NO WAY OUT! COMING SOON..."
*SPOILERS BARREL-ROLLED* --- "Fight for them, then, and die for their sins!" -Dracula, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night