Miraak is Darth Vader!

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2 years ago#1
Just think, he wears a mask. He fights you in the domain of his master. When in combat he can say, "The Greybeards taught you well." Much like how Vader says, "Obi-Wan has taught you well." Brilliant!
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2 years ago#2
I now expect three DLC's dealing with Miraak's troubled youth, ending with him nearly burning to a crisp in the craters at Dagoth Ur and being forced to wear a mask for the rest of his life.

Oh, and it should include an annoying Argonian sidekick.
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2 years ago#3
Rikashi posted...
I now expect three DLC's dealing with Miraak's troubled youth, ending with him nearly burning to a crisp in the craters at Dagoth Ur and being forced to wear a mask for the rest of his life.

Oh, and it should include an annoying Argonian sidekick.


It should also go on to explain that being Dragonborn isnt a divine gift at all, but the result of a rare and unique foot fungus that effects very few people.
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2 years ago#4
Rikashi posted...
I now expect three DLC's dealing with Miraak's troubled youth, ending with him nearly burning to a crisp in the craters at Dagoth Ur and being forced to wear a mask for the rest of his life.


and at the end of the last DLC, he has to say, "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
2 years ago#5
Miraak: If only you knew the power of the Dragonborn. The Grey Beards never told you what happened to your father.
Dragonborn: They told me enough! They told me you killed him!
Miraak: No, I am your father.
Dragonborn: [shocked] No. No! That's not true! That's impossible!
Miraak: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Dragonborn: NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!!!
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2 years ago#6
Only thing is that he's not the PC's father.
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2 years ago#7
IronticsDragonL posted...
Only thing is that he's not the PC's father.


He is my PC's father.
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2 years ago#8
FMLG posted...
IronticsDragonL posted...
Only thing is that he's not the PC's father.


He is my PC's father.


He's not Borug's daddy, his fought in the Imperial Army, unless Miraak is a player who scores chicks all the time.
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2 years ago#9
IronticsDragonL posted...
FMLG posted...
IronticsDragonL posted...
Only thing is that he's not the PC's father.


He is my PC's father.


He's not Borug's daddy, his fought in the Imperial Army, unless Miraak is a player who scores chicks all the time.


Well, with all that time around tentacles...
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2 years ago#10
FMLG posted...
IronticsDragonL posted...
FMLG posted...
IronticsDragonL posted...
Only thing is that he's not the PC's father.


He is my PC's father.


He's not Borug's daddy, his fought in the Imperial Army, unless Miraak is a player who scores chicks all the time.


Well, with all that time around tentacles...


If that's true, then Borug will enjoy slaughtering Miraak whenever the hell I can get Dragonborn.
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