Sacrifar--Dragonbone Sword with Chaos and Health Absorb enchants. Primary melee weapon.
Lycoris--Glass Sword with Paralyze and Stamina drain enchants. Offhand for dual-wielding. Stamina drain gives unlimited Power Attacks.
Apocrypha--Dragonebone Bow with Chaos and Stamina drain. Stamina drain offsets all the times I use Eagle-Eye.
Lyra--Dragonebone Dagger with Chaos and Shock enchants. Extra shock to deplete Magicka in case this doesn't one-shot them. --- I won't forget our promise we made. I close my eyes to make sure I will move forward, shaking off the surging darkness.
The Balls: Dragonbone Warhammer. Chaos Damage + Absorb Stamina. Known to be uttered in such sentences as:"Your head was just caved in by the Balls." and "Stop, so that I may crush you with the Balls." --- It may be wrong, but god bless godlessness.
Unicorn Bane - A Headman's Axe enchanted with Huntsman's Prowess and Absorb Magica through the use of a soul gem filled with the Potema's soul --- So the Dragonborn, Master Chief, and Link all walk into a bar... and none of them could come up with a better signature for me than this.
Most of my elaborate names don't have any relevance other than personal RP'ing, but I'm rather fond of my soul-trapping ebony bow and dagger named Necromancer's Moon and Shade of the Revenant, respectively. I also ritualistically cribbed the name Immolatus from one of the offshoot Dragonlance books for a fiery Daedric greatsword. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
On a playthrough I no longer have, I named an Enhanced Dwarven Crossbow enchanted with fire damage "This Machine," in honour of New Vegas. I liked to imagine it had "well This Machine kills Stormcloaks" written down the side. --- Dwarf shortage.