Whoa no need to bring race into this... BUT that old saying is true "once you go black bear, your sphincter never quite closes up." ... or so I have heard *shifty eyes*
I once Googled "bear rape," it was entertaining.
Oh, and, "Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica."
I'd image you would have run into a furry website of some kind with that search. Google takes you to the wierdest places sometimes.
Skyrim doesn't have google and yet the guards seem to know your every movement. Maybe they have a blog on you --- "Okay, look. We both said a lot of things your going to regret but I think we can put our differences behind use. For science. You monster.