Why aren't there "hot pockets" in Skyrim? I'm serious!

#1BushidoEffect3Posted 3/25/2013 12:02:48 PM
Okay, In one file, I got married. At home, my waifu gave me a "home made meal" or pie or whatever it's labeled. Besides that, there's also Apple pie as a food item.

They are pastries, so where are dinner versions? Like meat, instead of apples? Basically Hot Pockets, Its not like a lore breaker or something. After all, merchants sell meat too!

I'm hungry right now..
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#2bloodgod92Posted 3/25/2013 12:10:14 PM
Not only are there no hot pockets in Skyrim, there are none in England either... I have lived here for all of my (almost) 21 years and never seen them, with the exception of on American TV.

Why are there no Snickers bars or walkers crisps? Bangers and Mash with onion and mushroom gravy... roast dinners.

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#3VincentVega13Posted 3/25/2013 3:01:21 PM
Proper chip shop fish 'n' chips.
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#4Mushroom87Posted 3/25/2013 4:32:42 PM
because no matter how you cook the hot pocket, its either still frozen, or molten lava, or some strange combination of both.
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#5the_arisenPosted 3/25/2013 4:35:35 PM
Hey Fish and chips is so good. I live in Canada and finally got proper fish and chips last year (once I got out of land locked alberta that is)... before that I hadnt had proper fish and chips since I was a young lad in England (the newspaper adds flavour)

Also I dont know why there isnt a meat pie in the game
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#6Perma-n00bPosted 3/25/2013 5:07:10 PM(edited)
Mushroom87 posted...
because no matter how you cook the hot pocket, its either still frozen, or molten lava, or some strange combination of both.


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#7reigin383Posted 3/25/2013 5:25:17 PM
There's meat pies at the Burning of Kings festival in Solitude.
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#8MrcTOtheJPosted 3/25/2013 6:17:51 PM
Mushroom87 posted...
because no matter how you cook the hot pocket, its either still frozen, or molten lava, or some strange combination of both.


I personally like them Molton lava my my self.

That said cook them in the oven once, they usually end up nicely done, with a Microwave it's a damn gamble and a half.
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#9DtheBruiserPosted 3/25/2013 6:35:25 PM
I can't not read this topic with a British accent
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#10HatchetHoundPosted 3/25/2013 6:43:44 PM
I like them in the garbage where tasteless filth like it belongs.
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