Why are you in Skyrim?

#11Billy-De-KidPosted 5/5/2013 3:47:00 PM
Mushroom87 posted...
MC2011 posted...
Stole a spoon. Was chased by numerous Imperial Legionaries. Fled to Skyrim. They ambushed me. Stormcloaks stumbled across the ambush as they arrested me. Thought they were with me. Attempted to execute everyone for my crime.


this, you win the internet



Oh, indeed.
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#12A_Hairy_WafflePosted 5/5/2013 3:48:23 PM
I seek the Holy Grail.
#13Jacob46719Posted 5/5/2013 4:29:58 PM
RebelElite791 posted...
gunsndroses posted...
Why are potatoes delicious?


More importantly, why do kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?


I had some yesterday, and it will never ever beat Heavily frosted shredded wheats.
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#14Jacob46719Posted 5/5/2013 4:30:33 PM
A_Hairy_Waffle posted...
I seek the Holy Grail.


I use the Holy Hand Grenade.
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#15DougymcPosted 5/5/2013 6:02:15 PM(edited)
He was born in Skyrim, growing up in Solitude. He never left (alternate start mod).

A_Hairy_Waffle posted...
I seek the Holy Grail.


What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
#16HentaiMan3Posted 5/9/2013 4:02:57 AM
My character was caught stealing Hentai from the Imperial library! So he ran to Skyrim..
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#17rx54Posted 5/9/2013 4:03:44 AM
HentaiMan3 posted...
My character was caught stealing Hentai from the Imperial library! So he ran to Skyrim..


Now you're bringing back 4 day old topics?
You have nothing better to do than work your way through every topic made since you've been semi-banned?
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#18RebelElite791Posted 5/9/2013 4:12:39 AM
I really wish Gamefaqs was one of those sites that banned for unnecessarily necro'ing a thread.
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#19JeffDudeLPosted 5/9/2013 4:15:54 AM
My character met a strange man named Sam in a bar...............
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#20rx54Posted 5/9/2013 4:16:40 AM
RebelElite791 posted...
I really wish Gamefaqs was one of those sites that banned for unnecessarily necro'ing a thread.


The 10 most recent topics are all because he posted in them so far....

I swear he is going to go post in every topic that is still open.
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