CYOA: You're Valen Dreth exploring some Dwemer ruins.

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3 years ago#1
You are Valen Dreth. Between the time you spend locked behind bars or crying, you like to bone women of various races and kill Argonians. In short, you're a man's man and you have the scars (and tearducts) to back it up. You find yourself alone in some Dwemer ruins located in the countryside of Skyrim. You are here because apparently these exact ruins you're scouring happen to be the lost city of Yagahagano, an ancient Dwemer trade city filled with innumerable riches beyond your wildest dreams. It is here that you hope to stake your claim as one of Skyrim's elite by not only discovering the lost city, but pilfering it of all it's valuables and becoming a bajillionaire. After several hours of marching, you make your way to a door that impedes your path. Try as you might, this door just won't budge. You've come too far now to give up, so what can you do to pry this door open?

A) Look around for a hidden switch to open it.
B) Blow it open.
C) Cry.
D) F*** it open.
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3 years ago#2

I'll read your post later, but C
r u aven a giggl ther m8
ill bash ye ead in swear on me mum
3 years ago#3
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3 years ago#4
A then C. Or cry while looking for lever or switch.
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3 years ago#5
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3 years ago#6
D. giggity
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3 years ago#8
D it while C'ing.
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3 years ago#9
Rikashi posted...
D it while C'ing.

I laughed out loud.
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3 years ago#10
It thinks it can, it thinks it can.
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