The Skyrim bathing problem

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4 years ago#1
I can't bathe.

I haven't bathed in 209 days. It's now the 14th of First Seed and I feel dirty.

I'm serious, how is it that a game which lets me undress, change attire, conjure familiars, cook, concoct potions, kill Dragons (and even buy Ebony Ingots!) doesn't let me bathe?

I can rest, I can sleep... I can FUS RO DAH all I want AND I CAN COOK !!! (by the way I highly recommend the Elsweyr Fondue) but I can't wash!

Sure, there are many jars, pots and other miscellany around for "bathroom" purposes, but I CAN'T BATHE!

What the...?

I tried to melt a Frost Atronach over the edge of cliff once, I was standing underneath shooting fireballs hoping to take a nice shower but that didn't work out too well...

I even mixed Lavender with Powdered Mammoth Tusk and Troll Fat in the hope to make a nice "Provence" style soap but here again I failed...

I was hoping to discover a new "Potion of Cleaning" somewhere in a dark dungeon, an "Elixir of Ultimate Bathing" or a "Scroll of Scrubbing", but again, no luck there...

Bethesda, I'm disappointed... Lydia is starting to complain about the smell... (I sweat a lot killing Dragons!), what to do?

I guess I'll have to keep "swimming" a lot...

: (
Grandmort
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."
4 years ago#2
Same here dude. I stink. Lydia doesn't pay me any mind. :/ I lost my flow once I found out I became dragonborn.
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4 years ago#3
have you tried jumping into a waterfall or a lake?
PSN+ Id: Ahkiva
4 years ago#4

HoIlywood posted...
have you tried jumping into a waterfall or a lake?
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PSN+ Id: Ahkiva


 

Is there a shout or complicated way to do that?

4 years ago#5
Stanimal032 posted...

HoIlywood posted...

have you tried jumping into a waterfall or a lake?---PSN+ Id: Ahkiva

Is there a shout or complicated way to do that?


yeah press triangle
PSN+ Id: Ahkiva
4 years ago#6

HoIlywood posted...
Stanimal032 posted...

HoIlywood posted...

have you tried jumping into a waterfall or a lake?---PSN+ Id: Ahkiva

Is there a shout or complicated way to do that?


yeah press triangle
---
PSN+ Id: Ahkiva


That's it?  Not interested.  Perhaps I'll bathe in the blood of my foes instead.

4 years ago#7
360 no scope a Giant with your bow as you go cliff diving into a shallow lake.

Works 30% of the time, every time.
http://i52.tinypic.com/m82ux5.jpg <--- hehehe.
4 years ago#8

Now we're talking!  I shall try this immediately! Where's my C4?!?!

4 years ago#9

Now we're talking!  I shall try this immediately! Where's my C4 and bottle of Old Spice?!?!

4 years ago#10
The only way to bathe is to hit the water at a high enough velocity without any armour on.

Possible places to do so include:
The college of winterhold.
A mountain.

and for the ultimate bathing experience.

High Hrothgar
We have no form, therefore we fear it, and because we are formless, we revere it. Thus we are slain.
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