Morals of Skyrim...lets list them!

#1Machines_Of_DogPosted 4/12/2012 6:33:27 AM
Don't bring a knife to an axe fight....
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#2ZombiDeadZombiPosted 4/12/2012 6:44:42 AM
Don't kill a chicken.
#3SpurnerPosted 4/12/2012 6:45:17 AM
When you are about to Fus Ro Dah something from a high, precarious position, make sure you have the appropriate shout equipped and not Whirlwind Sprint.
#4GameeshPosted 4/12/2012 6:46:13 AM
Spurner posted...
When you are about to Fus Ro Dah something from a high, precarious position, make sure you have the appropriate shout equipped and not Whirlwind Sprint.

Ouch o_x
Thanks for the advice...
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#5InafkingPosted 4/12/2012 6:49:33 AM
People will play anything as long as it's "Open World".
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#6Fate_AssassinPosted 4/12/2012 7:03:02 AM
Oblivion has no furry like a shield maiden scorned.

Even the dragons know this.
#7KerberosPanzerPosted 4/12/2012 7:07:57 AM
Only the most patient warriors will fight a dragon in Markarth.
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#8preachinsinPosted 4/12/2012 7:09:17 AM
Even if you are a gigantic destructive beast of a dragon, watch out for bears, sabre cats, and mammoths. Those things are nasty.
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#9DanFlaterPosted 4/12/2012 7:16:01 AM
Beware adventurers...you can be burned, electrocuted, or stabbed, but an arrow to the knee will end your career.
#10DanFlaterPosted 4/12/2012 7:18:15 AM
Pay no heed to that backward-flying dragon/horse/mammoth