Dragonborn this way

#1IamI3rianPosted 4/15/2012 7:22:29 AM
It doesn't matter if you love Talos, or Tiber sept –I-M
Just lace your boots up
'cause you're Dragonborn this way, baby

My da told me when I was young
We all have signs in the stars
He polished my sword and put my facepaint on
In our house in Cyrodil.

"There's nothing wrong with worshipping who you want"
He said, "The Thalmor are just pansy elves"
"So hold your shield up boy and you'll go far,
Listen to me when I say"

I'm powerful in my way
'Cause Talos made no mistakes
I'm a Stormcloak, baby
Dragonborn this way
Don't hide out in Solitude
Hit Windhelm and you're set
I'm a Stormcloak, baby
Dragonborn this way

Oh there ain't no other way
Talos was Dragonborn this way
Talos was Dragonborn this way
Oh there ain't no other way
Talos was Dragonborn this way
I'm a stormcloak, baby
Dragonborn this way

Don't be a drag, Or support the queen
Don't be a drag, Or support the queen
Don't be a drag, Or support the queen
Don't be!

Give yourself patience
And grab Marcurio
Some day kid, They’ll cross the line
In the region of the Fatherland
I must be myself, respect the Nine.

A human Divine is not a sin
Believe in Tiber Sept-I-M (Hey hey hey)
I love my shouts I love this war axe and
Graybeards taught me Fus Ro Dah

I'm powerful in my way
'Cause Talos made no mistakes
I'm a Stormcloak, baby
Dragonborn this way
Don't hide out in Solitude
Hit Windhelm and you're set
I'm a Stormcloak, baby
Dragonborn this way

Oh there ain't no other way
Talos was Dragonborn this way
Talos was Dragonborn this way
Oh there ain't no other way
Talos was Dragonborn this way
I'm a Stormcloak, baby
Dragonborn this way

Don't be a drag, Or Support the queen
Whether you're CoC or Nerevarine
You're Orc, Nord, Cat, Wood Elf descent
You're Aldmeri, Argonian
Whether your special abilities
are magic, sword 'n' board, or sneak
Rejoice and love Ulfric today
The Dovahkiin was born this way

No matter Orc, Nord, or Elf,
Lizard, Redguard or Cat,
I'm a Stormcloak, baby,
I was born to survive.
No matter black, white or green
Furry or Empire made,
I'm on the right track baby,
Dragonborn to be brave.

I'm powerful in my way
'Cause Talos made no mistakes
I'm a Stormcloak, baby
Dragonborn this way
Don't hide out in Solitude
Hit Windhelm and you're set
I'm a Stormcloak, baby
Dragonborn this way

Oh there ain't no other way
Hjalti was Dragonborn this way
Hjalti was Dragonborn this way
Oh there ain't no other way
Hjalti was Dragonborn this way
I'm a stormcloak, baby
Dragonborn this way


Dragonborn this way hey!
Dragonborn this way hey!
I'm a Stormcloak, baby
Dragonborn this way hey!
Dragonborn this way hey!
Dragonborn this way hey!
I'm a Stormcloak, baby
Dragonborn this way hey!


This one goes out to my friend OmegaPenguinX13, who will undoubtedly claim I stole this one too. In fact, I think GAGA encored it at her last concert.
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#2RoflSyrupPosted 4/15/2012 9:19:11 AM
Oh my God... This is amazing. LOL. I love you. I can't believe no one has said anything about this.
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#3YomonachiPosted 4/15/2012 9:20:14 AM
I don't get it.
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#4WillCurriePosted 4/15/2012 9:30:31 AM
Yomonachi posted...
I don't get it.

Its a parody version of Lady GaGa's "Born This Way"
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#5VinhijaPosted 4/15/2012 10:36:26 AM
This is awesome!
#6DocDeliciousPosted 4/15/2012 11:12:32 AM
WillCurrie posted...
Yomonachi posted...
I don't get it.

Its a parody version of Lady GaGa's "Born This Way"


Here I was reading it like Aerosmith's "Walk This Way" and wondering why the hell it didn't make any sense.

I guess it'd be funnier if I knew the song.
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#7riddlebox89Posted 4/15/2012 11:16:02 AM
DocDelicious posted...
Here I was reading it like Aerosmith's "Walk This Way" and wondering why the hell it didn't make any sense.

funny, i read it the same way and though the same thing lol.
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#8Tad_DaintyPosted 4/15/2012 11:32:13 AM(edited)
I was trying to put it to the tune of "walk this way" but it didn't work.

it's great to finally get old enough that you have never heard of the current popular music!

edit: whoa I was playing Skyrim with several old browser tabs open & didnt see those two posts above before I posted mine. LOL dudes, rock on
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#9FighterStreetPosted 4/15/2012 12:34:38 PM
#1 Rule of Comedy. Do not parody things people do not like.
#10Tad_DaintyPosted 4/15/2012 1:25:13 PM
FighterStreet posted...
#1 Rule of Comedy. Do not parody things people do not like.

maybe "don't parody things people do not care about".. the parody of something awful & hated can still be good, as long as you have some feelings one way or the other.
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