First and foremost I want to say I 100 percent completely got this idea from MetaDeDeDe on the smash bros melee boards.
Now the rules say first you grant the previous poster's wish in a twisted way that would make Clavicus Vile himself proud. For example I wish for an electric staff. You say "granted, but it electrocutes you" or something like that.
After that you ask a wish about something in the game for the next poster to grant. Have fun and I'll start.
I wish my followers were smarter. --- PSN Lord_Wombat "Two most misused words on Gamefaqs? "Troll" and "Literally". "