Clavicus Vile's Game

#1LordWombatPosted 5/13/2012 10:06:39 PM
First and foremost I want to say I 100 percent completely got this idea from MetaDeDeDe on the smash bros melee boards.

Now the rules say first you grant the previous poster's wish in a twisted way that would make Clavicus Vile himself proud. For example I wish for an electric staff. You say "granted, but it electrocutes you" or something like that.

After that you ask a wish about something in the game for the next poster to grant. Have fun and I'll start.

I wish my followers were smarter.
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#2IwantedzeroPosted 5/13/2012 10:10:14 PM
Granted, but now they're smart enough not to follow you.

I wish I could install mods. :(
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#3LordWombat(Topic Creator)Posted 5/13/2012 10:20:49 PM
Granted, but they slow your system down slower than fallout 3 DLC.

I wish I could drop my gold as single coins so I could jump around in them like a Scrooge McDuck vault
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#4IwantedzeroPosted 5/13/2012 10:24:59 PM
Granted, but doing so turns you into a duck.

I wish magic was better than melee.
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#5IamI3rianPosted 5/13/2012 10:30:46 PM
Corrupt a wish is old... that dude didn't invent it. I'm just sayin.
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#6TJ_17_Posted 5/13/2012 10:34:34 PM
Granted, but its so powerful you propelled yourself of a cliff with a destruction spell.


I wish the deadric princes talked like they were on the news. 'Back to you, Mehrunes Dagon.'
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#7TJ_17_Posted 5/13/2012 10:36:05 PM
Damn. Ignore post 5.
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#8IamI3rianPosted 5/13/2012 10:38:17 PM
TJ_17_ posted...
Damn. Ignore post 5.

Ignoring the truth doesn't change it.
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#9LordWombat(Topic Creator)Posted 5/14/2012 12:00:31 AM
Point is that's where I first saw it congratulations you know its old you win a cookie now stop crying and join in.
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#10IamI3rianPosted 5/14/2012 12:05:49 AM(edited)
LordWombat posted...
Point is that's where I first saw it congratulations you know its old you win a cookie now stop crying and join in.

Ok... But now I'm playing

(get it, I corrupted your wish?)

I wish I could marry a Khajiit.

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