Why does everyone in Skyrim have the exact same body fat percentage?

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3 years ago#1
Am I the only one who is seriously perplexed as to how an 80-something year old jarl who sits on his ass all day long has the physique of a swimsuit model?
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3 years ago#2
they all eat healthy food??

(all the meat and wine included. lol)
3 years ago#3
The actual ancient Scandinavian Nordic people were some of the cleanest in history. They washed once a month unlike others in their times. Doesn't surprise me that much.
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3 years ago#4
Rajhin posted...
The actual ancient Scandinavian Nordic people were some of the cleanest in history. They washed once a month unlike others in their times. Doesn't surprise me that much.

Once a month? That is outrageous! They will scrub off all their natural oils. There is no way they can be that healthy bathing as frequently as once a month! PISH I say.
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3 years ago#7
Rajhin posted...
The actual ancient Scandinavian Nordic people were some of the cleanest in history. They washed once a month unlike others in their times. Doesn't surprise me that much.

Soo... I can just take baths to get rid of my body fat? That's incredible!
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3 years ago#8
while I'm okay with basically every adult being trim and healthy, after all this is skyrim and if you weren't in shape you probably got eaten by a sabre cat, they really do need to add an old person style body, maybe a handful of fat breton/imperial merchants who spend all day in their shops (nord merchants would still be muscular, they would collect those sabre cat pelts and mine that iron ore personally)
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3 years ago#9
Because Bethesda are lazy scum.
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3 years ago#10
You should ask also why a 19 year old girl and an 80 year old woman have the exact same body....from the neck up the old woman is old.... from the neck down? She's 19.
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