I am on my way to join the Stormcloak Rebellion and I come across a prisoner

#1DonnyCapoEraPosted 2/28/2013 10:32:11 PM
who is a stormcloak being escorted by Imperial guards. I don't know what got into me but before I knew it I let an arrow fly from the bush and I rushed in and tore all the guards up to pieces with my Orcish rage. My bounty would have been quite high if one of them would have gotten away. I freed the prisoner's bonds and he thanked me. I hope he will remember me and put in the good word for me when I get my chance to meet Ulfrich!
#2CenaxKikiaPosted 2/28/2013 10:53:41 PM
What if he was being sent to prison for sexually assaulting orc females specifically?
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#3bshwalkerPosted 2/28/2013 10:54:54 PM
He wouldn't be alive.
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#4LegaultTheAssassin2Posted 2/28/2013 11:03:21 PM
I was born and raised in Skyrim, but the Nords treat us like dirt.
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#5Howdy7777777Posted 2/28/2013 11:08:46 PM
Should have shot them in the knee and ran off.
#6SlakrPosted 2/28/2013 11:53:13 PM
I'm on my way to Windhelm to join the Stormcloaks. Ulfric has the right of it.
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#7DonnyCapoEra(Topic Creator)Posted 3/1/2013 12:26:57 AM
CenaxKikia posted...
What if he was being sent to prison for sexually assaulting orc females specifically?


orc females do the assaulting.
#8Sk0rbutPosted 3/1/2013 3:20:39 AM
Breaking News! As if we hadn't suspected it already: Stormcloak supporters officially condone sexual assault! Read the exclusive full story in tomorrow's issue of The Black Horse Courier! ;P
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#9MarikhenPosted 3/1/2013 3:23:49 AM
From: DonnyCapoEra | #007
CenaxKikia posted...
What if he was being sent to prison for sexually assaulting orc females specifically?


orc females do the assaulting.


No, some are strange and like to be assaulted, the rougher the better. I've seen one or two that demanded that their partner wear full daedric armor and assault them with a dragonbone mace...
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#10Natwaf_akidnaPosted 3/1/2013 3:27:09 AM
That reminds me of a tale of the Heavy Armor master who does everything better in full gear.

Everything.
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