I am on my way to join the Stormcloak Rebellion and I come across a prisoner

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User Info: DonnyCapoEra

DonnyCapoEra
4 years ago#1
who is a stormcloak being escorted by Imperial guards. I don't know what got into me but before I knew it I let an arrow fly from the bush and I rushed in and tore all the guards up to pieces with my Orcish rage. My bounty would have been quite high if one of them would have gotten away. I freed the prisoner's bonds and he thanked me. I hope he will remember me and put in the good word for me when I get my chance to meet Ulfrich!

User Info: CenaxKikia

CenaxKikia
4 years ago#2
What if he was being sent to prison for sexually assaulting orc females specifically?
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User Info: bshwalker

bshwalker
4 years ago#3
He wouldn't be alive.
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User Info: alucard599

alucard599
4 years ago#4
I was born and raised in Skyrim, but the Nords treat us like dirt.
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User Info: Howdy7777777

Howdy7777777
4 years ago#5
Should have shot them in the knee and ran off.

User Info: Slakr

Slakr
4 years ago#6
I'm on my way to Windhelm to join the Stormcloaks. Ulfric has the right of it.
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User Info: DonnyCapoEra

DonnyCapoEra
4 years ago#7
CenaxKikia posted...
What if he was being sent to prison for sexually assaulting orc females specifically?


orc females do the assaulting.

User Info: Sk0rbut

Sk0rbut
4 years ago#8
Breaking News! As if we hadn't suspected it already: Stormcloak supporters officially condone sexual assault! Read the exclusive full story in tomorrow's issue of The Black Horse Courier! ;P
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User Info: Marikhen

Marikhen
4 years ago#9
From: DonnyCapoEra | #007
CenaxKikia posted...
What if he was being sent to prison for sexually assaulting orc females specifically?


orc females do the assaulting.


No, some are strange and like to be assaulted, the rougher the better. I've seen one or two that demanded that their partner wear full daedric armor and assault them with a dragonbone mace...
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User Info: Natwaf_akidna

Natwaf_akidna
4 years ago#10
That reminds me of a tale of the Heavy Armor master who does everything better in full gear.

Everything.
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