So far I thought the one during the consume cutscene where they talk about the kids having stage 4 liver Cancer and where Heller says he eats a lot of protein were really funny.
"Think a happy thought, ************!"
Cracks me up, every single time I hear it....
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one i just heard after Heller threw someone was "you can fly!....right?"
i thought that was pretty funny
The one where he mentions "Skull"....you really can't quote anything he says.
Dana: "Just find that guy and kill the hell out of him. 'Pasty hacker ****.' I am not pasty."
Sazh: "You don't look ready to go quiet into that good night."
Lightning: "You want quiet? You better take the next train."
I like the part where he says "mother ****er"
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Try Soylent Green. Now that's my kind of people!
When he called Mercer an "emo m********er"
It had me dying.
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"Alt? There is no alt! I got a ****ing squiggly line key, and a ****ing key with a blue triangle on it! What kind of ****ing keyboard is this anyway?!"
Also when he's walking out the intercom gives a reminder to log out.
"I ****ing hate computers."
"If he says "brah" one more time, I'm gonna punch his face in. Actually, I might do that anyway."
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"Well sh**, I sure don't wanna make him mad or anything." (Concerning Alex as Heller goes to take out a valuable ally of Mercer's.)