Starnes: You know, some of these infected chicks are pretty hot if you pop a bag over their heads.
His buddy: I can't for the life of me figure out you passed the psych profile.
I messed up the quote but it goes something like that.
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My new favorites have to be the two that come from the Blackwatch pilot in one of the //BLACKNET missions where he calls Heller a fairy and then a ballerina, just played the mission and lol'ed hard when I heard it
Kill everything, let the higher ups sort out the rest.
Mine has to be when blackwatch was talking over an intercom and they said something like "We at blackwatch guarantee your safety AND protection!"
Then in a really fast quiet voice say "Safety and protection not guaranteed"
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it..........
He's gay, definitely gay.
I laughed at the part when the intercom reminds him to log off and Heller's like "**** off. I ****ing hate computers."
Listening to the guy give the play by play of heller taking out the goliath was great.
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There was one line that Heller said during the Rottweiler mission in the Red Zone (might have been a Blackwatch mission) in which he was just spouting off a bunch of crazy gibberish (I mean, it didn't make sense, but you could at least make out the words). Something along the lines of "ZOMBIES IN YOUR CLOSET" and stuff like that.
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I wish there where more missions with Starnes. Dialogue involving him cracked me up every time.
Woman: Please, don't shoot my son! He's autistic!
Uh, dude, that wasn't meant to be funny. Anyone who's not a sociopath would pick up on that pretty quickly.
You better pay my hospital bills if you're gonna make me facepalm that hard.
True I agree that this thread reminded me of how funny Heller is when you ignore the fact that he is an archetypal ignorant brute character ... y'know like Joe Fixit (aka Grey Hulk with intelligence) ... and I really like Joe Fixit.
We all have to admit that there was very little humor in the first game from the actual characters ( I really do not remember laughing in that game aside from the things I had Mercer to enemies I was fighting against) so I do appreciate how much more I was laughing throughout the game. And surprisingly though it does not take away from the horror of all that is happening. So yeah the devs do get a big thumbs up from me in that regard.
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From: SandalFury | Posted: 5/19/2012 8:37:34 AM | #048
It's funny in a really dark sort of way.
"Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda." That's Street Fighter. "Red, blue, green."
Those are Mass Effect 3 endings.