I'm not kidding when I saw this topic I was expecting to see this.
I'm having a baby and her name is Vita. I was finally able to get enough funds to pay off the hospital bill and can now pick her up tomorrow. Me and my PS3 are so happy to be parents. I know she can't wait to be taken home and I can't either.
I was expecting something funny like this. Man I'm weird lol
A gaming handheld makes holding a sick infant upright in a rocking chair all night so it and its exhausted mother can finally get some sleep much better, unless you have stubby arms or something. Parents can game too.
Be warned, the mother will "want" you attention more often now that she is pregnant. Always keep a finger on the PS Button ready when her voice is heard or the vita is going to be flying into the wall. Pregnant women tend to do things without thinking and run mostly on instincts and hormones. --- Joy is to the ears that hear not the mouth that speaks. Chronicles of the Unbeliever