I'm not kidding when I saw this topic I was expecting to see this.
I'm having a baby and her name is Vita. I was finally able to get enough funds to pay off the hospital bill and can now pick her up tomorrow. Me and my PS3 are so happy to be parents. I know she can't wait to be taken home and I can't either.
I was expecting something funny like this. Man I'm weird lol
MetalGusREbirth Posted 10/2/2012 4:40:03 PM
Congrats. Make us proud.
sortajan Posted 10/2/2012 4:41:27 PM
Hunter1534 posted...
yankee6903 posted...
PlayaMadeTxn05 posted...
AND, you can put kittens in a sack and toss them in a river...those are it's only advantages.
This from a future mother.
He's male :/
men can be mothers too, don't judge
Linkzell Posted 10/2/2012 4:41:28 PM
PlayaMadeTxn05 posted...
So I have 7 months to get as much gaming out of my Vita as possible. Wish me luck.
Now that's funny!
+1
Nyyark Posted 10/2/2012 4:58:45 PM
A gaming handheld makes holding a sick infant upright in a rocking chair all night so it and its exhausted mother can finally get some sleep much better, unless you have stubby arms or something. Parents can game too.
jagger_wanderer Posted 10/2/2012 5:04:58 PM
Be warned, the mother will "want" you attention more often now that she is pregnant. Always keep a finger on the PS Button ready when her voice is heard or the vita is going to be flying into the wall. Pregnant women tend to do things without thinking and run mostly on instincts and hormones. --- Joy is to the ears that hear not the mouth that speaks. Chronicles of the Unbeliever
Hakato Posted 10/2/2012 5:15:24 PM
The psp was released a couple months before my daughter was born. Trust me, you will love the fact of playing a game while mom and baby are asleep and not worry about waking them.
Just dont distract the delivery doctor with yer new fancy gadget and you should be safer than me.
Chargrilled Posted 10/2/2012 6:11:24 PM
From: Retroxgamer0 | #002
kittens are cuter than babies.
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Compass Posted 10/2/2012 6:38:47 PM
jagger_wanderer posted...
Pregnant women tend to do things without thinking and run mostly on instincts and hormones.