Im a playstation

#11Darkriku666Posted 12/3/2012 9:42:57 PM
So one day, while sitting on the toilet, I was playing on my PSP. I was having a real hard time aiming an the colors were looking dull. I thought, "They should add another analogue stick! And a screen with brilliant colors! And it should be touch compatible too!"

Fast forward a year, and Sony hands me a Playstation Vita, with ALL of those features!

I'm a Playstation, and Playstation Vita was MY idea.
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#12TheExiled280Posted 12/3/2012 9:43:48 PM
From: darkdragongirl | Posted: 12/3/2012 11:41:54 PM | #010
TheExiled280 posted...
From: darkdragongirl | Posted: 12/3/2012 11:33:47 PM | #005
TheExiled280 posted...
well, I'm the PlayStation Store! Get at me bro!!!!


Why won't you let me access the full store from my Vita?


because you touch yourself at night and I can hear it through the Vita >_>

You two should go on a date, and fix this problem.

pffft, he wishes

I'm kidding


That'd be awkward if I did that.

Also, you creepy PS Store.


blasphemy!!! I am your new god!!!! now offer up your money to me as worship for my awesomeness!!!!
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#13darkdragongirlPosted 12/3/2012 9:43:53 PM
Darkriku666 posted...
So one day, while sitting on the toilet, I was playing on my PSP. I was having a real hard time aiming an the colors were looking dull. I thought, "They should add another analogue stick! And a screen with brilliant colors! And it should be touch compatible too!"

Fast forward a year, and Sony hands me a Playstation Vita, with ALL of those features!

I'm a Playstation, and Playstation Vita was MY idea.


That can't be sanitary.
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#14darkdragongirlPosted 12/3/2012 9:45:53 PM
TheExiled280 posted...
From: darkdragongirl | Posted: 12/3/2012 11:41:54 PM | #010
TheExiled280 posted...
From: darkdragongirl | Posted: 12/3/2012 11:33:47 PM | #005
TheExiled280 posted...
well, I'm the PlayStation Store! Get at me bro!!!!


Why won't you let me access the full store from my Vita?


because you touch yourself at night and I can hear it through the Vita >_>

You two should go on a date, and fix this problem.

pffft, he wishes

I'm kidding


That'd be awkward if I did that.

Also, you creepy PS Store.


blasphemy!!! I am your new god!!!! now offer up your money to me as worship for my awesomeness!!!!


Nope. Retail Vita games.

I'll emulate the rest. You won't get me with your paid DLC!
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Playing: Halo 4; Ragnarok Odyssey; PSASBR (I'm bad)
#15TheExiled280Posted 12/3/2012 9:48:32 PM
From: darkdragongirl | Posted: 12/3/2012 11:45:53 PM | #014
TheExiled280 posted...
From: darkdragongirl | Posted: 12/3/2012 11:41:54 PM | #010
TheExiled280 posted...
From: darkdragongirl | Posted: 12/3/2012 11:33:47 PM | #005
Why won't you let me access the full store from my Vita?


because you touch yourself at night and I can hear it through the Vita >_>

You two should go on a date, and fix this problem.

pffft, he wishes

I'm kidding


That'd be awkward if I did that.

Also, you creepy PS Store.


blasphemy!!! I am your new god!!!! now offer up your money to me as worship for my awesomeness!!!!


Nope. Retail Vita games.

I'll emulate the rest. You won't get me with your paid DLC!


MY MINIONS!!! BURN THIS HERETIC!!!!

HE CAN NOT BE ALLOWED TO CORRUPT THE BOARD
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#16darkdragongirlPosted 12/3/2012 9:49:47 PM
Jokes on you. I'm a female. I only cross dress as a hobby...and because suspenders are neat.
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Playing: Halo 4; Ragnarok Odyssey; PSASBR (I'm bad)
#17lunassassinPosted 12/3/2012 9:52:14 PM
Why can't I remote play my ps3 games I would throw more money at you if I could remote play dbc universe online.
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#18Darkriku666Posted 12/3/2012 10:15:42 PM
From: darkdragongirl | #013
Darkriku666 posted...
So one day, while sitting on the toilet, I was playing on my PSP. I was having a real hard time aiming an the colors were looking dull. I thought, "They should add another analogue stick! And a screen with brilliant colors! And it should be touch compatible too!"

Fast forward a year, and Sony hands me a Playstation Vita, with ALL of those features!

I'm a Playstation, and Playstation Vita was MY idea.


That can't be sanitary.

That was a joke
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Of course, if being better than your own photocopies excused bad behavior, your ass wouldn't have gotten fired after last year's holiday party.
#19darkdragongirlPosted 12/3/2012 10:20:50 PM
Darkriku666 posted...
From: darkdragongirl | #013
Darkriku666 posted...
So one day, while sitting on the toilet, I was playing on my PSP. I was having a real hard time aiming an the colors were looking dull. I thought, "They should add another analogue stick! And a screen with brilliant colors! And it should be touch compatible too!"

Fast forward a year, and Sony hands me a Playstation Vita, with ALL of those features!

I'm a Playstation, and Playstation Vita was MY idea.


That can't be sanitary.

That was a joke


I wasn't condemning you. It was a joke. :(
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Playing: Halo 4; Ragnarok Odyssey; PSASBR (I'm bad)
#20thenoobdestroyePosted 12/3/2012 10:40:49 PM
Nope. Retail Vita games.

I'll emulate the rest. You won't get me with your paid DLC!


You dare say the E word on this board?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL5yhZIacTE
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