ServantOfErieos posted...Pretend to save nintendo by offering them a hand giving them false hope, then bribing them to sign off mario's rights to sony, then at the last possible moment when my extended arm reaches theirs, I yell "SIKE!!!!" and throw them off the cliff. MUFASA/ SCAR lion king style
I'd bribe Nintendo to sign Metroid's rights over to Sega (who cares about a fat plumber, give me Samus), then stomp on Sony's hands, pull Nintendo up, and then out of nowhere, double bird, kick, wham, Stone Cold Stunner right off the cliff.
Then I'd go buy a Dreamcast 2 and play everything on it. :-p
BAH GAWD, KANG!
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