Look at this Vita vs 3DS video review comparison

#21Enigma149Posted 1/29/2013 4:37:17 PM(edited)
And the 3DS was selling better, because the parents were buying them.
Or, you know, everybody...

The Vita, on the other hand, is a system for the gamers.
Okay...so...um...why aren't they buying it?

...and like all Nintendo systems, it's got a stylus...
I was not aware that the GameBoy had a stylus. Then again, I didn't really know about the CTVG, G&W, NES, SNES, N64, GameCube, Wii, GBC, VB, GBA, GBASP, GBm, or Pm styli either, so I guess I'm just out of the loop.

...a circle pad (why would they use that after the horrors of the PSP's circle pad), and the world's worst D-pad ever.
Somebody forgot the GameCube! And the Xbox 360.

Now, let's talk about the user software face. The 3DS's is God awful, because - let's face it - it's just outdated[...]and it can't tell whether it wants to be a finger interface or a stylus interface.
What's a - oh, user interface. Well, I'm not exactly sure how being able to use a stylus or your finger is a bad thing...and I suppose it is rather blocky, but I fail to see how it's outdated. Then again, maybe you want pages, like the XMB? I can't wait to see how you react to the lack of folders on the Vita...

Oh - you don't.

The Vita feels like a modern system. You just push a button, and slide to unlock...
As opposed to...just pushing a button.

You can go to settings, and did I mention you can use with the D-pad or the touchscreen?
You mean, like the 3DS menu?

And the only problem is it doesn't use normal memory cards.
Finally!

And unlike the 3DS, which uses it's stupid...well, it uses its SD cards, it uses protieprary memory cards, let's face it, these protieprary memory cards, you'll also have used them with the GameCube, and nobody gives a s***, you also use them with pretty much everything[...]with the Vita, you pretty much know the game is going to be fast loading-wise[...]not like one really cheap SD card...
Oh, f*** it.

bigdaddydmac posted...
x23sephiroth23x posted...
i couldnt make it past the first minute.
the 3DS's price at 250 was bad because only rich nerds could buy it? but the Vita's price point of 250.... is ok?


The 3ds at $179 is a crime against humanity. A dual core CPU that works overtime rendering on two low resolution screens. Simultaneously at 240p. 3D effect causes dips in framerate and destroys the human eye. ''Nintendo" printed on it is enough to sell most of the sheep the world over. Go ahead and start flaming.


I think that BDM is a parody account. I mean, if the comparisons of the 3DS to Nazi war crimes (or any other "Crimes against Humanity" you can think of), nonsense about the 3D "destroying the human eye", and constant ranting about "sheep" or how the 3DS is for kids combined with all his repeated nonsense (links posted below for convenience) didn't give it away, I don't know what would.

Links
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/631516-wii-u/62095141
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/620272-playstation-vita/62582576
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/620272-playstation-vita/64383666
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/620272-playstation-vita/64912789

That last one isn't really funny, until you read this:

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/620272-playstation-vita/64361363

But I think this one is my favorite:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/997614-nintendo-3ds/62226429
Looking at the graphics of a 3ds screen is like looking at an 85 year old lady in the shower.
#22LemonKweenstaaaPosted 1/29/2013 4:23:10 PM
The sad thing is, I could see someone defending this.
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#23StrikeNinja24Posted 1/29/2013 4:24:30 PM
LemonKweenstaaa posted...
The sad thing is, I could see someone defending this.


Give it time.
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#24mike_411Posted 1/29/2013 4:37:37 PM
Is this what demondog is doing now?
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#25legendarylemurPosted 1/29/2013 4:37:54 PM
LemonKweenstaaa posted...
The sad thing is, I could see someone defending this.


We've already got a post. We suspect he made the video though
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#26Lord_Vishana(Topic Creator)Posted 1/29/2013 4:42:10 PM
mike_411 posted...
Is this what demondog is doing now?


In retrospect this can't be Spirit, this guy actually touched a 3DS.
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#27StrikeNinja24Posted 1/29/2013 4:43:23 PM
Lord_Vishana posted...
mike_411 posted...
Is this what demondog is doing now?


In retrospect this can't be Spirit, this guy actually touched a 3DS.


True, but he has lied before.
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#28mike_411Posted 1/29/2013 4:43:50 PM
Lord_Vishana posted...
mike_411 posted...
Is this what demondog is doing now?


In retrospect this can't be Spirit, this guy actually touched a 3DS.


Ah, so he's still a step up from DD lol
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#29SUPER3METROIDXPosted 1/29/2013 4:47:28 PM
Lord_Vishana posted...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e14P6gaTRzA

I nearly lost it when he was talking about the memory cards. Actually, I kinda think the guy who made might be from this board. Think this could be Spirit!?


Hmm I didn't know DemonDog had a 3DS.
#30Petey_MeanisPosted 1/29/2013 5:00:02 PM
that video review was way too funny to be real.
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