Dragon's Crown Final character video: Amazon

#21darkdragongirlPosted 5/10/2013 8:07:46 AM
stargazer64 posted...
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cheezedadada posted...
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People are troll-crying too much. 80's game box-art was more graphic in the day. Specifically the first couple Skyrim games I think?

Anyway, she looks meh. Going with superior Dwarf, and my Wizard.


Dwarf looks like too much grappling and throwing. I never cared for those kind of characters in beat-em-ups.

Wizard does look super-awesome.


Yeah but look at the Dwarf's luscious beard....If that doesnt get you to play as him I dont know what will.


Exactly. Dat beard. Dem biceps on dos triceps on dat bodeh. D: DWARF 2013!



I know! The beard is what attracted me to the Dwarf, but his character video disappointed me. I need more than a sexy beard when it comes to choosing my video game heroes.


DOUBLE FISTED HAMMERS? WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED? ...maybe some good mead.
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#22cheezedadadaPosted 5/10/2013 8:09:21 AM
darkdragongirl posted...
cheezedadada posted...
stargazer64 posted...
darkdragongirl posted...
People are troll-crying too much. 80's game box-art was more graphic in the day. Specifically the first couple Skyrim games I think?

Anyway, she looks meh. Going with superior Dwarf, and my Wizard.


Dwarf looks like too much grappling and throwing. I never cared for those kind of characters in beat-em-ups.

Wizard does look super-awesome.


Yeah but look at the Dwarf's luscious beard....If that doesnt get you to play as him I dont know what will.


Exactly. Dat beard. Dem biceps on dos triceps on dat bodeh. D: DWARF 2013!

I also might play as Sorceress since many people give that character flak, but eh. She looks kind of boring compared to Wizard unfortunately.


Seriously...he even puts Dr Robotnik to shame....
http://thewiredfish.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/dragons-crown-dwarf.jpg?w=764
VS
http://24.media.tumblr.com/68781baac6bf51601af24484b2dc1a18/tumblr_mjevzq7Xnb1rkrjtxo1_500.png

Im straight....but I would be lying if I didn't admit that I have a man crush on that guy.
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#23darkdragongirlPosted 5/10/2013 8:11:28 AM
Bromance contender of the year.

Cheeze X Dwarf vs. yankee X stargazer
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#24stargazer64Posted 5/10/2013 8:13:37 AM
darkdragongirl posted...
Bromance contender of the year.

Cheeze X Dwarf vs. yankee X stargazer


Oh my. I am titillated.
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#25akshat_316Posted 5/10/2013 8:14:37 AM
I hope this game has an autoplay mode .......
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#26GhetsisPosted 5/10/2013 8:17:11 AM
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Mine!
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#27neskyPosted 5/10/2013 8:20:12 AM
The Amazon does not disappoint. My first pick, definitely.
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#28cheezedadadaPosted 5/10/2013 8:22:21 AM
darkdragongirl posted...
Bromance contender of the year.

Cheeze X Dwarf vs. yankee X stargazer


NO ONE can beat the bromance of Yankee x stargazer....NO ONE.
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#29KurenoPosted 5/10/2013 8:32:03 AM
Gotta get my DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO on.
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#30cheezedadadaPosted 5/10/2013 8:37:45 AM
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Gotta get my DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO on.


The one called Kureno will be snu-snu'd by the large women; he that is designated stargazer... will be snu-snu'd by the petite women. And Cheezedadada, as the most attractive male, will be snu-snu'd by the most beautiful women of Amazonia, then the large women, then the petite women, then the large women again!
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