Just picked up Valhalla Knights 3, team tell me what I am in for

#1yankee6903Posted 4/4/2014 9:08:21 AM
I tried the first one when it was free and liked it so took the plunge. What can I expect?

#2hyper12Posted 4/4/2014 9:10:02 AM
Frequent load times, disjointed story, and a slow starting combat. If you can get past that, it is a decent play. (I had lots of fun laughing at the story haha)
I tried to be open minded but I was afraid my brain would fall out.
#3hustlin_pimpstePosted 4/4/2014 9:25:24 AM
Meh, I sort of enjoyed the game even though it has flaws and has the simply creepy Sexy Time.

I liked the variety of weapons and armour, the combat was more than decent (especially later on when you had a few professions and skills going), it had a fair sized world and lots of loot and goodies to find.

The loading times are way too long, but tbh you will only really notice them when you are tasked with running around inside the main safe hub.
Currently playing: Games
My rig: PC and monitor
#4darkphiresagePosted 4/4/2014 9:56:29 AM
yankee6903 posted...
I tried the first one when it was free and liked it so took the plunge. What can I expect?


A f***ton of walking.
"Dat b**** crazy."
"Ya, b****** be trippin." - every guy ever and his best friend at some point in life.
#5Final_TranPosted 4/4/2014 10:23:17 AM
hyper12 posted...
Frequent load times

PSN: Trannol
#6JustinFFPosted 4/4/2014 10:23:18 AM
60+ hours of misery, grinding and godawful graphics / story / combat / everything...

Followed by XSeed trying to pick your pocket through DLC unlocks of all the stuff that was in the main game from the start that they decided to paywall to nickel and dime us...

Followed by a distinct sense of "Why the **** did I bother with this turd of a game"
#7Nend0Posted 4/4/2014 10:25:36 AM
#8smokeyacrPosted 4/4/2014 10:27:51 AM
well i am pretty sure that this person didnt want to hear how bad of a purchase that they made in buying this game....
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - George S. Patton, PSN: bluewolf51313
#9Prince ShondronaiPosted 4/4/2014 10:29:59 AM
Hackin', slashin', and bewbs...in'.
Oh, hi. I've forgotten your name, but my point is: Your head's on fire.
#10JustinFFPosted 4/4/2014 10:35:46 AM
Did I mention the grim, perverted, dodgy as hell minigame that is sexytime - something dreamed up to appeal only to the worst aspects of the Akihabara mob.

Basically, in the higher end stores, you hire an "escort / personal shopper" with an upfront fee, buy them gifts and spend lots of money, and they let you molest them while the owner's back is turned. Molest them long enough and they'll have sex with you and join your party.

Yeah, because this doesn't set back all the progress that's been made in videogaming portrayals of women by 20 years. Doesn't actually help either when they put "dwarf" and "halfling" characters as options, which is basically there so they can put in characters that look barely twelve. On the one hand, you have great developers writing characters like Ellie, and on the other you have frustrated 40 year old Japanese virgins writing trash like this.