Questions you've ALWAYS wanted to ask...but are too embarrassed...

#1XxDiculousxXPosted 3/18/2012 3:38:14 AM
It's okay. We're all friends here. I'll go first.

Where do the coins come from in Mario games? (Especially Super Mario 3D Land)
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#2Skatz95Posted 3/18/2012 4:25:19 AM
most likely the toadstool bank.

Why does Daisy show her butt in almost every game, is she mooning me or something?
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#3XxDiculousxX(Topic Creator)Posted 3/18/2012 9:48:21 AM
Sex sells. That's why. And she isn't mooning you; she's sunning you. That's why she's so tan.

Why does Mario create a weird sound effect whenever he jumps?
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#4Tortus2Posted 3/18/2012 11:51:31 AM
XxDiculousxX posted...
Sex sells. That's why. And she isn't mooning you; she's sunning you. That's why she's so tan.

Why does Mario create a weird sound effect whenever he jumps?


It helps him get through the day.

How can Yoshi reproduce just by swallowing enemies?
#5TectonicImprovPosted 3/18/2012 12:06:50 PM

From: Tortus2 | #004
XxDiculousxX posted...
Sex sells. That's why. And she isn't mooning you; she's sunning you. That's why she's so tan.

Why does Mario create a weird sound effect whenever he jumps?


It helps him get through the day.

How can Yoshi reproduce just by swallowing enemies?


They're asexual. They just feel like breeding when they eat an enemy.

Why was E. Gadd never confronted for giving Bowser Jr. the Paint Brush?
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#6XxDiculousxX(Topic Creator)Posted 3/18/2012 2:21:10 PM
^Because law enforcement is in love with the letter E and therefore let him off the hook.

Why the heck did Bowser have 7 kids?! This ain't 7th Heaven!
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#7Luigi4PresidentPosted 3/18/2012 3:28:39 PM
They realized that and created Bowser Jr.

How can Mario go on an adventure without once using the bathroom?
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#8Skatz95Posted 3/18/2012 3:57:41 PM
there are water levels for a reason.

How come Rosalina does not have a special one?
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#9XxDiculousxX(Topic Creator)Posted 3/18/2012 4:18:01 PM
^lol

She did. Sonic. But he left her for that Princess whatever in that Sonic game (never played it). That's why she seems so bitter.

How much does Mario get paid an hour? And does he get time and a half on Sundays?
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#10Luigi4PresidentPosted 3/18/2012 4:29:01 PM
They force him to only get paid whatever amount of coins that he collects. 3D land was his biggest payday yet.

Why hasn't Waluigi had a game yet?
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