1. I am fat and an alcoholic, thus I get tired when I jog further than a few metres. Climbing a tree is out of the question.
Though, if I were to do the rope dart move, my sheer weight would snap the soldier's neck before he was two foot off the ground. --- "I love finding threads like these, it's like walking outside and finding the city's been bombed while you were sleeping." - Blighboy
5, I suppose? I keep in shape, eat right, and can climb a tree as well as the next guy. Not sure where this places me on the scale. --- Ajd of House Ajdatheon, the First of his Name, King of the Posters and the Lurkers and the Troll Men, Lord of the Seven Platforms and Protector of the Forum.