[AC Jokes Thread] So...

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2 years ago#1
... What's an Assassin without a Hidden Blade?

Pointless.


What's Connor without a Tomahawk?

He's no longer bad-axe.


Can't see anything? Maybe it's because your Eagle Vision...

*puts on sunglasses*

... just took flight.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Add yours.
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2 years ago#2
very very funny. I dont have any jokes, but Im gonna bump this..
2 years ago#3
Thanks! I'm glad you liked the jokes. My favorite is the Connor one because IT'S true. The Tomahawk is what makes him BA.
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Huge Final Fantasy IV fan! Played all versions of FF4 (except PSP) since 1992. Fav charas: Cecil, Kain, and Rydia.
2 years ago#4
SPOILERS

Remember when Ezio, in Revelation, Played the lute the distract the crowd while the other assassins protected the prince. His rhymes were funny. My fav:

Cezare said no man can kill me,
till he had a date with gravity!

It went something like that. Most of them were clever and funny.
2 years ago#5
Yeah, they were. Ezio made a great bard. :)
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2 years ago#6
Aegis_Runestone posted...
AC Jokes


The entire AC3 storyline.
2 years ago#7
Aegis_Runestone posted...
Yeah, they were. Ezio made a great bard. :)


While they were funny, I hated how they threw the entire concept of the Animus translating things out the window.

Seriously, what Ezio says when he's playing a bard, none of that would rhyme in Italian, Greek, or Turkish.
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